Discussion: 2 Research Chimpanzees Vying For 'Personhood' In NYC Court

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Well, if ®s passionately argue that a cluster of 32 cells deserves personhood, I’m certainly they’ll support this. AmIRight?

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Essentially a monkey trial.

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I don’t see how the courts can rule against the chimpanzees, after all the Supreme Court said that corporations are people!

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I hope the chimps prevail in this. Then we can find a woman to file for a marriage license with one of them. I suppose a conservative estimate of 20% of the GOP stroking out in outrage and dropping dead might apply.