So wait, was that fake news or fake-fake news? Itâs so hard to tell with FUX NewsâŚ
Iâm sure the so-called president will soon tweet about the âfailing Fox FAKE NEWS. Sad!â And a follow-up tweet about the âloser who is disrespecting our sacred militaryâ and still a third tweet inquiring âwhen will I get that giant glass presidential seal?â
He was joking.
Don Shipley has a bunch of youtube videos of him confronting fake SEALs, a surprising number of whom are involved in Republican politics.
GoshâŚremember the days when FOX whined and sniveled because Obama didnât respond for 4 days? Good timesâŚ
Game recognize game.
No wonder heâs a Trumpy.
Iâm watching for their apology for planning and executing the breakdown of thoughtfulness and civility in American politics and society.
I have it down for January 2053.
So how does a story like this even get started? Somebody has to have a publicist.
âIt got bigger and bigger,â Garofalo told Navy Times. âWhat I did Iâm ashamed of, and I didnât mean to cause so much disgrace to the SEALs.â
Dude - You didnât disgrace the SEALS. You disgraced yourself.
As long as Fox in handing out retractions, how ´bout this?:
âUnfortunately, all of Garofaloâs - and Trumps, and ours- claims turned out to be untrue.â
Double down, dude! Double down! Sheesh. Wannabe.
âUnfortunately, all of Garofaloâs claims turned out to be untrueâŚ
⌠and we knew it all along but unfortunately got caught. Damn."
Garofalo is simply following the example of his commander-in-chief, whose Vietnam-era bravery battling STDs in Manhattanâs night spots is the stuff of legend.
So they retracted the story and issued a correction on the website. How many elderly Fox viewers will see it, though? Most just watch the television channel.
âŚwhich would be 90% of Fox viewers. Ages 75 and older is their core demographic.
From one phony coward to anotherâŚI suspect the glass is actually plastic and the seal is actually Russian.
Fox Fake News?
He had a good mentor in the Short Fingered Vulgarian. As Little Donnie dose his minions follow his lead. When the person occupying the White House behaves badly it gives his cult followers licence to behave badly as well.
Battling perhaps, but obviously not defeatingâŚ