Originally published at: Desperate For Attention, Trump Holds A Press Conference
Former President Donald Trump announced on Truth Social Thursday morning that he will hold a 2:00 p.m. ET news conference from his Mar-a-Lago compound, where he’s spent most of this week as his campaign has only one rally scheduled for Friday. This will be Trump’s first public appearance since Vice President Kamala Harris officially became…
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TSF is running scared! Like a deer in the headlights!
And not at all like an adorable baby “FRIST” fawn.
Edit to add: we have been informed that deer in headlights do the opposite of running scared.
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So how long into the presser before he mentions Hannibal lector and sharks?
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I’m not watching, so you guys can tell me all the funny parts.
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I bet “setting himself on fire” would get him some press attention.
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So what surprise will Mr. Depends reveal?
Is he gonna fire Vance?
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First post today you could comment on YEA
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It’s all funny if you simply:
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Mute his noxious piehole
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Turn on Yakkity Sax
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Intermittently blow whoopie whistles
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4:
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Will he take questions or will this be some weird rally style rant to change the subject from the Harris/Walz campaign? His goal will be to monopolize the screen time.
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My prediction:
This press conference will be weird.
Edit: I guess “weird” wasn’t quite the right description. “Utterly cringeworthy to the point of being unwatchable” was more accurate.
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He will be late because he always is.
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and creepy.
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And all of the journalists will be nasty.
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Fake too.
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He already is.
Kamala is supposed to start speaking soon. My guess is he will start when she starts.
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ugh. His mouth in that video still. 
I mean, I know we’re used to it by now. But seriously. what is wrong with this guy? Like, at a cellular level… it’s all just wrong.
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He keeps his rally goers waiting and then gives 90 minutes of ranting.
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Trump’s coming out.
Elon is with him.
Elon is carrying a sink.
Trump’s carrying a dead bear.
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