Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Monday lamented that Floridians are not receiving their COVID-19 test results fast enough as the state continues experiencing mass surges in coronavirus cases.
Months too late, credibility short and too much Floridians dead already!
Rot in hell, you Mini-Trumpian Tool!
DeSantis: Living proof that one can be simultaneously highly educated, stupid, corrupt, and heartless.
Passive voice leadership.
Petty PompousAss
KAC
Kaylie McEnemy
To be clear:
Test results are taking a week to return. Therefore, reporting of new infections is a week behind. On what other metrics are we not actually getting accurate data?
It’s a good thing the federal government’s response is not half-assed, or we wouldn’t know what is going on.
If it were half-assed, we would be in much better shape.
I am in Florida. I can get better information about Texas and Arizona than I can Florida. DeSantis’ press conferences are filled with stupid happy talk. The state refuses to provide up to date information or anything remotely like a plan to reduce the outbreak. He seems happy that the median age is lower this week than last. That is supposed to be some sort of win.
Wait, what?
Why would DeDipshit want to increase testing? Increased testing means increased cases!
Has he not been informed by Dear Leader?
Zu wenig, zu spät.
Florida goes exponential
Cumulative total
This is known as the Trump Re-election Strategy
The number of Republicans—from governors on down—who won’t be reelected is growing as fast as the infection rate.
I love it when people are drowning in the tragic, desperate results of their own gross incompetence and come out with these forthright, bull-by-the-horns sort of American Guy responsibility noises. “Is there room for improvement? There’s always room for improvement.” That sort of thing.
How are things in the Villages?
Shut down the state.
Getting faster test results is good, but no where near sufficient to reverse the COVID-19 explosion happening in Florida.
I mean, we probably should keep in mind that when a pandemic that particularly threatens older people is out of control in one—two—three—FLORIDA, that’s not a great situation.
Rabid?
Listen up, boys and girls. We have speshyul nooz from Ronnie-Come-Lately…
More of this please
“Am I too handsome? Maybe. Maybe I am. But that doesn’t change the fact that we need to find a way to Kazien these numbers into Lean Bux!”
The grandparents crusade led by Patrick from his bunker in Texas, will be told of in verses by the next Singing Nun