Dershowitz: Trial Assertion Was ‘Distorted’ | Talking Points Memo

Distorted Demented

Potato. Po-tah-to

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That’s a cardinal sin in all those yachting crowds.

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It’s called the “Trump Syndrome”.

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Actually. Yes. These are the guys (referring to a Trumpian anecdote) that played with butterfly knives as kids and required frequent medical assistance. The only reason they survived is they had good medical care and parents who didn’t put them on a raft out to sea.

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Dershowitz, Trump and Clinton conspired to murder Jeffrey Epstein. I say that with actual malice, and with complete disregard for whether it is true or false. My only intent is to blackguard all of their reputations.

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Well as long as you make this statement for the public good, whether you benefit or they lose it is not illegal-Alan Dershowitz would approve.

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So can he be charged with distorting to the Senate? Shameful.

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And yet it was.

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No, Dersh, you can’t walk this back. We all heard what you said, you schyster.

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Shorter Dershowitz: Any President is above the law if they believe their actions are in the best interest of the country, and we cannot debate that because the President’s motives are unknowable.

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The reputation he destroyed is? He shot his rep at O.J. It’s been on a free fall since.

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This term is the very definition of his legal career and the GOP’s grasp of the Rule of Law.

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Alan Dershowitz and Mark Levin are constitutional experts because Fox says they are.

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Dershowitz was a criminal defense lawyer. OJ was a criminal defendant and was found not guilty (yeah, I know), so Dershowitz was doing his job. Same with Von Bulow (yeah, I know). It’s his ridiculous “I’m not a constitutional scholar but I play one on TV” routine that turned him into a joke as a lawyer.

What Dershowitz meant to say is “when the President or any of his supporters tell you to 'ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears, it is [the] final, most essential command.”
And at some point, they will send all copies of 1984 down the memory hole.

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DERSH is ADELSON’s paid puppet, and as such he, of course, did Deliberately Distort the Constitution, Criminal law, and Standard rhetoric to lick Trump’s taint and further his awfulness.

DERSH deserves to be on the ash heap of history. His act of shock & dismay afterward when criticized convinces nobody. What will he do with his Adel$on loot? More teen sex?

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Allen Dersh will forever be the puppet of the holder of Epstein’s special photo album. He’s a slave. I hope it was worth it.

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Dershowitz’ bonkers assertion was “intentionally distorted”. He intentionally distorted it.

Once you go buffoon, there’s no going back.

I think what Dershowitz missed i his attempt to bullshit through this is not in what he said but who he said them about. It’s not possible that Trump, as he’s shown himself to be in the last 3 years, does anything out of the “nations interest” He does everything out of self interest. That truth makes his strong arming a foreign country worse.

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