Dershowitz Defends Himself Amid Suit, Citing ‘Perfect Sex Life’

Alan Dershowitz, a former attorney for accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, is locked in a war with attorney David Boies, who is representing an Epstein accuser, after Boies filed a lawsuit on behalf of his client accusing Dershowitz of defamation.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1236684
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So Epstein did traffic in young boys as well…

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Somebody has some ‘splainin’ to do when he gets home, it seems.

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We’re waiting to see the Penthouse Letters that prove this.

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When you are defending yourself by discussing your perfect sex life, you are definitely losing.

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Too much information, Dersh. Tell it to the judge. We’ll look forward and await your deposition and your testimony on this matter under oath. No amount of Roger Stoning for PR’s sake is gonna change a fucking thing in the meantime.

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Am I the only one here who wants to barf when reading this??

:nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face:

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’ my perfect, perfect sex life’

Shudder… the thought, much less the mental image of the Dersch bumping uglies with anyone is just too much to handle. Abstinence only campaigns could use his face as a way to suppress hormonal rages in randy teens…

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Doth protest too much, etc.

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Nope. I’ve felt sick all morning. Combination of the heat and these criminal sickos does that to a person.

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“I’ve had sex with one woman since the day I met Jeffrey Epstein,” he continued. “I challenge David Boies to say under oath that he has only had sex with one woman during that period of time. He couldn’t do it. So he has an enormous amount of chutzpah to challenge me, and to challenge my perfect, perfect sex life during the relevant period of time.”

Not sure what the perfect sex life might look like, but I’ve never heard a person brag about having less sexual partners than another person.

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“I’ve had sex with one woman since the day I met Jeffrey Epstein,”

So you frequent the Epstein teenage girl emporium and you still can’t score. Is intent to commit the crime also a crime?

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Well he didn’t say anything about having other activities.

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If Dershowitz kept his underwear when massaged by an old old Russian woman and that he is falsely accused by Boies’ clients…

Then, Dershowitz thinks he still kept his ‘perfect perfect sex life’

What say you ABA? Harvard? - True, False, Complicated?

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The issue here isn’t about the number of sexual partners one had, but the number of consensual partners.

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Yeah. Maybe we need to ask him to define “have sex with”…

Perhaps having his weenie tugged doesn’t fall under his definition of “having sex”…?

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Just the thought of him doing a cover version of “I Need A Freak”…

He is simply suggesting that he has been monogamous.

I’m not suggesting that anyone should care, or believe him – but you did ask, sort of.

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Bingo.

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Dersh is generally not worth listening to, but he is not wrong about Boies, at least according to a friend of mine who has worked with Boies.

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