Could The Gaetz Mess Really Be Connected To The Florida Sham Candidate Scandal? | Talking Points Memo

Matt The Skeeve and the Floridian Degenerates

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Right up there with Southern Culture on the Skids.

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It was some kind of a “mash” or a “bash”…

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“By the time they get done with Gaetz, he’ll be tied to Red Tides”
I can’t say for sure, but I believe Gaetz has been in every Florida town where red tide has occured. Coincidence?

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Have a great weekend, Matty…

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I blame Matt’s excess hair slime run-off. Kinda Rudy-esque…

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It’s a bit disappointing that Kovensky describes as “odd” reported facts that are exactly the sort of thing that people who are paying attention have come to expect. Still, go Josh!

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And Tom Reed (R-NY)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/04/09/joe-biden-live-updates/

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Great band, wouldn’t tag them as garage.

For me:

“The missing parts of Def Leppard”

“Great White Lion Snake”

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First question any prospective campaign manager asks—how badly does the potato really want it?

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Most of the suggested names sound like punk bands. Garage bands have more highbrow names. Like The Kingsmen.

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Beau Brummels et al. Chesterfield Kings, et al.

Thank Bog for Lenny Kaye.

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Maybe, in 10 years, the moribund cases will be dropped after the statute of limitations has expired.

Campaign Finance prosecutions are notoriously slow, and in FloriDUH? With a Republican AG?

Fuggedaboutit.

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And Lemmy K.

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Require that anyone who wants to run submit a passport-style photo and print these on the ballots

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What’s in a band name???

The Folksmen, after all, is just Spinal Tap with haircuts. :slightly_smiling_face: :upside_down_face:

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Not sure how he fits in here. But fuck it

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good for the goose…

time to run nazis for every office in every red district

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BREAKING: House Ethics Committee is launching investigation into Matt Gaetz

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) April 9, 2021
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“Florida is one hell of a drug.”

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