Corey Lewandowski Abandons Potential Senate Bid–But Insists He Totally Would’ve Won

Several months after “seriously considering” a bid for Senate, former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski announced on Tuesday that he would not challenge Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) in 2020 after all.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1282297
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“While taking on a career politician from the Washington swamp is a tall order, I am certain I would have won.

He does have a reputation for the truth.

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Clueless, racist, ex-cop bails.

Sad!

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It’s a sad way to end the year for Jean Shaheen. (Maybe she’ll slow down the incessant scare emails that she’s been sending me for 9 months.)

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Totally Trump. The only thing missing was “And it would have been the best victory ever”.

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Another American hero bites the dust.:crazy_face:

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Have you seen Trump’s polling numbers in New Hampshire? They can only be described as bigly.

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I think his underlying concern was that TrumpSwamp has exceeded its capacity, given how much of that is occupied by Fat Nixon…

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I was going to say: I’ve been donating to her campaign because it seemed important.

I have a feeling this means I can stop my recurring thing and send it elsewhere. And unsubscribe from her list, which has indeed been set to 5-alarm-fire volume for a while now. I think I get an email from her every day.

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You and your damn clickbait just cost me $50…

ps Thanks!

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“after much consideration i have decided to forgo marriage to scarlett johansson. while taking on a superstar from hollywood’s babylon is a tall order, i am certain i would have made it work.”

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Liar! Liar! Pants! On! Fire! Total loser!

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I’ve decided to forego a career in professional basketball. While taking on the Rockets at my age, would have been a tall order, I’m certain I would have dominated the game.

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To quote Mr. Lewandowski, “Womp, womp…”

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Thankyou. I thought that would be comment #1.

It would have been the perfect phone call. Best one ever…

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“After much consideration I have decided to forgo a campaign for the US Senate,” Lewandowski tweeted. “While taking on a career politician from the Washington swamp is a tall order, I am certain I would have won.”

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Isn’t Jeanne Shaheen in her first term as Senator, or her second?
And what’s with this I hate the D.C. swamp, but please send me there A.S.A.P.?

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Thank you, Ms.Cabrerra, for the very apropos womp-womp! I’d christmas-wished him a huge boil on his ass. But this will work.

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:rofl:

While taking on a career politician from the Washington swamp is a tall order, I am certain I would have won.

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