Conway Compares Testimonies To Prom | Talking Points Memo

…is how I found out I wasn’t being asked to the Prom and since have turned to sucking up and sucking ass to try to stay in the same room as the QB and then found out the QB was a pussy grabbing liar of universal proportions that eats your soul and lays waste to your entire life and validity as a human. So there, that’s my Prom analogy.

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Still mad the QB didn’t ask her even after what she did for him in the closet at Betsy’s house that one time…

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Here’s another prom analogy, Kellyanne, and more on point.

The April call was, in your words, ‘perfect and benign’ like bashfully asking a girl to go to the prom.

The July 25 call was like the discussion in the car after the prom in which the guy basically says, “Put out now or I’ll dump you by the side of the road with no ride home and in a place where you’re likely to get assaulted and raped by a street gang.”

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Making sure what comes out is really benign. Work, rework, work again to try to make it right which, of course, if impossible for these lame brains. They are past the point of being able to turn the car around.

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Ok but when the whole offense, defense and special teams hears him ask her, says they heard him ask her, and tells how he did it in the same way, then he asked her and the band girl should quit trying to deny it.

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Oh Kellyanne Conway, you rapscallion you. Of course it’s not like being asked to the prom through the grapevine. It’s more like bribery and extortion of the math teacher just before the prom so that he can’t serve as chaperone at the prom, thereby giving the mean cheerleader girl a window of opportunity to tie a bucket of black bug’s blood to the rafters tied to a rope that can be pulled as the wrong girl wins the prom award as loveliest prom girl and gets to wear a sparkly princess crown.

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Every time one of these folks talks about all of the evidence being from second-hand knowledge (which in itself is a lie), I am prompted to wonder why they are blocking the testimony of people who most certainly do have first-hand knowledge. Perhaps the interviewers could ask about that.

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If only he would stick to the script, he’d be fine… Promising that in the public press gaggle, bad idea… Now they’re stuck either continuing to stonewall and hide it, which means everyone will conclude it must have something bad in it, or they release some version of it, and it either has bad stuff, or has been edited to remove things, and we go through all the testimony from other people who heard the call…

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More alternate facts from the Sorcerer’s Apprentice.

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And every Trump minion that could testify directly to what was said and done is hiding behind Trump’s skirts. Either that or Trump has their children locked in a cage somewhere.

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“Ridden hard and put away wet” is what I think every time I see her.

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Conway looks like her “supplier” went missing; time for a perk-me-up.

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Kellyanne can’t lket go of prom memories…

B&W photos say “No wonder”

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Will there be an index?

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The dark roots are the most attractive part.

Trying to be complementary, here.

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Sondland almost certainly heard the extortion demands directly from Trump, but he’s still playing dumb by insisting that his understanding of the transaction came from Rudy. Bolton and Mulvaney have direct knowledge and are refusing to testify. But of course, the read-out memo makes the “I would like you to do us a favor though” 100% explicit. There is no way to deny what the president confessed.

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More like “Dragged by a pick-up over 40 miles of bad road.”

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She was crowned New Jersey Blueberry Princess in 1982 (age 16). No lie.

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Is that a good thing?

’82 New jersey Blueberry Princess
Woooooo Hooooo! Imma goin’ up in the world! Yes siree, Bob.

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