Congressional Republicans Get to Work, Insisting Now’s the Moment to Approve Trump’s Ballroom

My nephew is a NavAir pilot on board a ship in the Middle East. He reports that the pilots and seamen are literally starving to death. So fuck all of this. Just fuck it.

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The obvious solution is for Trump to quadruple the size of the ballroom.

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“The ballroom will be a solution for this”
–Mike Johnson

Damn, these guys are so good at bullshit.

Johnson, Trump, and all the Republicans blow right past the fact that this dinner was not a White House affair. Perhaps Donald will decree that every party in America must take place in the White House Ballroom.

Or Mar-a-Lago. Same price.

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Intent + Tangible step = Attempted crime

It’s not a slam dunk, but it’s pretty close to it.

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Uvalde would never have happened if a ballroom had been in place.

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“there is no higher priority for the president… than the president’s safety”

Karoline Leavitt babbles nonsense. Inexperienced.

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Okay. I was thinking more of an active intent. Breaching security one step, aiming at the President… another step.

That is why I am not a lawyer. And if it turns out the Secret Service agent was shot by another Secret Service agent, charged to the breacher. Thus far I have not seen any reports he shot the agent.

But that would be a “alleged or chargable” crime, since the breacher caused it to happen.

Correct?

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With 7 inch thick glass windows!

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Actually they are terrible at it. Their intended audience are just dumb as stumps. Easy pickings.

He is getting there.

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So much wisdom from other presidents.
FDR’s response to Pearl Harbor? Ballroom!
Reagan’s response to his shooting? Ballroom!
Bush on the night of September 11th? Ballroom!

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Ouch

Which is still hilarious because nobody, even his constituents, wants a damned ballroom. We can start with billboards in red states:

Would You Rather Have a Border Wall or a Ballroom?

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CF-DJT and Stormy?

Ballroom!

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Or “Do you want $8.00 diesel or a Ballroom”?

“I did that!”

“So much winning you can’t stand it!”

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You know who goes to balls? Trans people!!! Trump is building a Trans Palace - pass it on.

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The perp will probably get a charge for the agent that got shot by another agent.

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For 150 years presidents have wanted a ballroom!

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Yup.. He initiated the crime.

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