CNN: Pompeo Using Security Agents As ‘UberEats With Guns’

House Democrats are investigating Secretary of State Mike Pompeo possibly using his security detail to run personal errands, according to a Monday CNN report.


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Either ‘it never happened’ or, 'occasionally, this might have happened when Mr. Pompeo was trying to stay on schedule." That would have worked, EXCEPT THE PICKING UP HIS SON CRAP!

Pompeo is just one more stupid Trump grifter sucking out the soul of what used to be honorable public service.

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I see this as a proof that Republicans can’t learn. Can’t learn that when other fellow cabinet members had to resign because of a similar behavior, or they aren’t saying their prayers to correctly.
On the bright side at least it wasn’t a used mattress from Trump hotel, and tactical pants. (really who wants to see Pompous Ass in tactical pants)

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And I bet he doesn’t tip, either…

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Suspect this was leaked by opponents of Pompeo to the committee as Trump is planning to drop him. Javanka will be the acting secretary of state until Trump decides to replace Pence w/Ivanka on the ticket.

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Hey, let’s not all overreact here.

It’s not like he traveled to Morocco with his entire entourage to lobby for Carl Icahn. And stayed overnight in Paris on the way. Or built a sound proof booth in his office at taxpayer expense. Or sent his staff to get him Hermes hand moisturizer. I mean when does all the nitpicking end?

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Maybe then she will actually get to talk to foreign leaders.

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Trump, of course, will be outraged that someone other than he himself is doing this.

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UberEats with Guns would actually be a decent-selling product, I expect they’re looking into the possibilities now.

Hit & a Burger, 25% off your first order!

Whack & Weed (only available in select States).

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I loved the icy stares there when she kept trying to cut in…

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Particularly when she kept bringing up the tragedy of Taylor Swift’s music catalog …

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And their motto can be “when we say carryout, we mean it!”

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Maybe we shouldn’t be having this conversation out in the open, but rather making the business case in private to take to Uber?

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From henceforth Pompeo will be busy either a) looking behind him over his own shoulder or b) jumping nervously whenever his work cell phone rings.

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I like the name DriveBy.

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Naw… He’s busy having his old friends at the CIA waterboard his entire Secret Service team to find the rat.

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Oh, good one. You can join us in writing the prospectus.

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Ryan Zinkie would have had them pick up his food on horseback. Like The Pony Express Eats.

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I’ll recommend this scent to BANDEDmasculine !

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So once again we see that the gamut goes from corrupt and useless to corrupt and bugfsck insane.

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