CNN Fires Chris Cuomo After ‘Additional Information’ Emerges

Some are finally deciding that maybe a vaccination is the way to proceed? The Delta resurgence and new Omicron variant may have convinced a few.

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Hmm, not my favorite pol but he’s a saint compared to today’s leading Repubs. He served his country honorably, I’ll say.

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Don’t forget his pen! But as @darrtown said there was a reason for that.

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There was and I folded that idea into his service but yeah it will be remembered no doubt.

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Ah-hem!

ETA: I posted that in April

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So you would require marriage?
I have often thought that this would be a good idea (minus the marriage thing) but I’ve read too much dystopian sci fi to be comfortable with the implementation of this idea

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Can we finally get that damn pen out of his hand now?

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They do. For females. That’s why doctors implant long-acting birth control into young girls’ arms, and those absolutely horrible, painful devices called IUDs. Now, for men? No, they just get pumped up with viagra so they can get bigger boners, and maybe then they can spread their “vital juices” to more willing females.

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I would have thought the laws of physics would postulate a kind of absolute zero of stupid, beyond which further stupid is not possible, but obviously we have to revise our theoretical understanding of stupid.

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Chris is part of a news organization. Chris using his resources to help defend is brother while still an on air news presenters is not kosher.
If Chris wanted to be there and support his brother then he needed to take a leave of absence from his job.

You all may not know this in the age of Fox, Newsmax, and OAN but there is a Code of Ethics for journalists.

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It has something to do with the moron particle and its associated field.

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No, I was making the idea conservative friendly.

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Dude, it’s Greg Abbott. There is no horizon - it’s endless.

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Oh Goody Look what the cat dragged in

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Just imagine, a State of the Union, collectively stupid enough to elect this pissant puffadder.

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I had to watch Kids in the Hall sketch “My Pen!” just now.

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I’ve invented a birth control pill for men. You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.

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Reversible vasectomies for everyone.

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Bipartisan?

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Cuomo, when his brother’s harassment story first broke, should have gone to the management and said this is an unusual situation but I’ll recuse myself from any coverage and will not discuss the matter with my brother. The help he instead chose to provide could have just as well been provided by others. He put his own neck in the noose here. I understand wanting to help but in the end he didn’t really do anyone much good.

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