Federal investigators are reportedly working to get Rep. Matt Gaetz’s (R-FL) ex-girlfriend to cooperate in the Justice Department’s investigation into the Republican allegedly paying for women’s travel for sex and allegedly having sex with a 17-year-old.
Depends on what point she became an ex-girlfriend, I guess. Greenberg was along too. I try not to think about all this for a reason. This may have ruined my breakfast.
“Prosecutors attempted to contact four other former girlfriends of Matt Gaetz to question them about the case, but two said they were too busy fingerpainting, another couldn’t respond to their letters because she hasn’t learned her alphabet and printing yet, and the last one said she couldn’t answer because she had to go potty.”
I wonder how far back this investigation is going to dig into. I have it on great authority that, while a student in college, Matt Gaetz had quite a few underage Canadian girlfriends.
OT. Seems like Vladimir Putin it’s not gong to allow some American traditions to take hold in Russia. The bodies ain’t cold yet and he already is issuing gun control regulation…
It’s sad when the girl that you had to pay to be with you doesn’t stay loyal to you.
At least I hope she doesn’t stay loyal to him. (Seriously, how could she unless she’s getting paid.)