Federal prosecutors are examining whether Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL)’s 2018 Bahamas trip was part of a pay-for-play scheme involving the marijuana industry, CNN reported Friday.
He’s got just a whole peck of troubles. Not just paying for underage hookers. Pay for play and election tampering, too. I don’t think he’s smart enough to have structured things so that he can weasel out of them.
Gaetz! Longtime no see!
What Matt Gaetz will do tonight, and every night until…
“CNN: Feds Probe Gaetz…”
I haven’t seen this much probing since Jim Jordan offered to help the OSU doc with team physicals.
Doobie, doobie, due.
Payments for the night.
Thanks for the break.
May Gaetz’s proctologist be a frustrated trombonist!
So the “play” part is getting to play with underage hookers? What’s the “pay” part?
All of the campaign donors and influence peddlers that provide the money for escorts.
Not enough liquor and coke…
You forgot the underage girls.
To cover his tracks, he’s cutting back.
Indict this slimy motherfucker, for gawd’s sake, and get it over with, so those of us in North Florida never have to see his smarmy, nasty mug ever again.
One can only hope…
That’s sure to kill Matt’s buzz.
You know he is feeling the heat because he seems to have shut up.
For all the things Florida including cosmetic surgery and botox parties, the powers above deemed Matt that face naturally and it looks like a botched job. Heck they forgot to reorder and ran out of lips when they made him.
Matt’s Mom: Matty, don’t give me no lip!
Matt: Maaaa!, that’s cruel!
Why was Matt always getting into fights in school?
So he could get a fat lip and look like all the other kids.
Bummer dude!..