Religion is brain damage and mental illness rolled in stupid.
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Apparently it’s not a church event per se. The church is renting the facility to “Students for Trump.”
I’m guessing they classify the rental income as “fundraising” to keep it tax-exempt.
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I’ll give odds the guy on the left is a perv of some type.
Yea, I can see that. He’s definitely got the plugged into Jesus look. Both of them actually remind me of corporate middle-managers that got laid off five years ago and figured there’s got to be an easier way to make a living without showing up. Long-term grifting and selling absolution is the path to salvation right here on Earth.
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Why should this be any different from their central message, that there is a god. That isn’t true either.
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Well, the grifters gotta grift somehow. What’s a chiselin’ preacher to do if the pews aren’t chock-a-block with easy marks? Did I say easy marks? I meant parishioners.
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“Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool
It’s length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste”
O Kazakhstan from Borat (2006)
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I like their approach to good luck and bad luck. An F5 tornado hits a church full of people, and while there are some injuries, no one is killed. “The good Lord was clearly watching out for us!” Who do they think sent the tornado? Maybe there is a god, and he’s a homicidal monster. He sent the tornado to try to kill all of you. Just dumb luck that you escaped.
Assume there is a loving god. Attribute all good events to god. Attribute all bad events to bad luck. Conclude from this that there is a loving god.
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Porn Again Christian.
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I understand folks attending have to sign a waiver that says they concede that this will not be anything like the miracle of the loaves and fishes. NOT ANYTHING LIKE IT!
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“Thank God for great technology and thank God for being proactive!” Barnett added.
Yo, God! You wanna be my kind of proactive? Block off the stairs and install a steep ramp between the main floor of this church and its pulpit a day or so ahead of the event.
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Expecting 3000 in their hall. None wearing masks. Of course heat kills the vurus as donnie said. It will be over 105 in Phoenix. Yet the virus is still here.
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What 'effin idiots!
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OK … pigeon freeze castor bean.
Now what? Do I receive an email or will I just know somehow?
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“Jesus H. Christ!” “There’s a zero-energy catastrophic vacuum fluctuation about to occur in the next universe over but one. Love to stay. Have to go. Kiss kiss. You guys are on your own. Talk to the Dali Lama.”
Ciao babies!
The Supreme Being.
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In terms of IQ, I place these two guys in the top quartile of Trump supporters.
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But nobody is talking about what happens in that ten minutes are they? I can’t believe people in these positions are this dumb.
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