“O, why should nature build so foul a den, Unless the gods delight in tragedies?” 
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Let’s hope he bleeds out.
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One would think that even Fux Entertainment would draw the line at some of this shit. Let me know when THEY quit advertising on Fucker Carlson’s show or cancels it.
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Sorry but that’s just not how unbreakable vows work. You fulfill them to the letter—or you DIE. If even Snape can’t get out of an unbreakable vow, how do you imagine that poor untrained advertisers on Fox can?
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These are advertisers who have made the calculation that their target market would be more offended by them breaking a contract with Fox than keeping it.
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Well My Pillow is one of them but I wouldn’t bother writing them
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Well if he’s going down might as well have a great song for the soundtrack.
Is there a better harmonica opening for poor Tucks?
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Kinda think you are preaching to the choir here
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I wonder what the over/under is on how long Trust Fund Tucker will have a show on the teevee machine?
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Perhaps, Tucker can apply for a job as Steve King’s last press secretary.
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You’re correct. But that would entail a fiddle contest down south.
…or maybe a guitar.
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Tucker has no friends - why should he?
Tucker is a falling knife - not surprisingly - nobody wants to catch him.
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My Pillow! For when the bills from attending white supremacist rallies are piling up and your rich granny isn’t dying fast enough…
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The relationship that is important to television advertisers is with the viewing public. They want viewers to buy their stuff. If enough people let them know they are pissed about ads on a particular program and won’t buy the stuff, those ads go elsewhere. First question from the ad exec making that call: “Tucker who?”
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This just goes to show that racism and white supremacy is not congruous with capitalism.
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Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
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Is Preparation H a sponsor?
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Depends.
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So Mrs. Carlson, we named our boy Dennis because we hoped he’d be good at Tennis when he grew up. Why did you land on the name Tucker?
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