No one ever says it, but listening to the Tucker Carlson show makes your brain ooze out your ears.
And, I am sure that is more accurate than anything Tucker Carlson has to say.
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Tucker Carlson is a mediocre person born into a wealthy family who always believed he was supposed to be better than his peers. This has haunted him through his life, from the mediocre grades he put up eking out a degree from a private, Eastern college (the diploma was supposed to validate his WASP-ish sense of superiority), to the silly bowtie College Republican look he embraced in his 20’s and 30’s, to being owned by Jon Stewart on national television – every validation of how middling and truly average he is only increases his resentment and pushes him into the current embrace of the worst expressions of political thought.
Tucker desperately needs to demonize immigrants and minorities - they give him a group of “lessers” that he can feel superior to. His embrace of foreign dictators’ talking points and white supremacist philosophies is the end result of someone who never put much effort into developing coherent or logical thought patterns, or into establishing a principled and moral foundation for himself in his youth. Because…hey! He was born with the right genes and family wealth and it’s the fault of everyone else for not bestowing upon him the proper respect.
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Cucker Tarlson apparently took a philosophy while at Trinity and read some Thoreau. As usual, he misunderstood what he read when he read Self-Reliance and walked away with the idea that consistency is foolish.
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Welp then, in this case…
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Gee, I thought that admitting that you’d gotten the vaccine is what make you girly.
And don’t you just love it when these coddled prep-school shits talk about masculinity?
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I was actually thinking Tucker himself, but on second thought ‘emasculated’ implies that he lost something, and that cottage cheese-physique wuss never had much to begin with.
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As it is RWers are used to feeling emasculated and small. So they already drive big trucks and carry prosthetic penises to compensate
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According to Wikipedia, Cucker’s daddy advised him to become a journalist because, “…they’ll take anybody.”
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It is my impression that COVID primarily infects nasal passages, so maybe snorting mouthwash is called for … or (seriously) using a neti pot with saline solution if the mouthwash up your nose seems a bit harsh. I haven’t heard that using a neti pot makes you girly but you can never know for sure.
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Wonder if Carlson noticed that after Trump caught Covid he started to wear garters and stockings.
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I would suspect a lot of Goobers have never heard of a neti pot. I have two actually.
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So when Herman Cain kicked the bucket he became a woman in the afterlife, eh, Tuckums?
Gosh I hear my beloved Joy Reid snickering in the background!
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I was taught that respect was earned and not automatic. That’s been my life experience as well. Too bad Tucker wasn’t taught it.
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Wait. So does this mean all the MAGAs are going to rush to the clinics for vaccinations? With Madison Cawthorn leading?
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Hey Tucky, how manly is this?
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A few drops of Parathion methyl(*) will do it as well.
(*)I am surprised this stuff is still legal to uses as pesticide in the US. Is banned almost everywhere else.
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Wow! It would be fantastic if people had access to something like that. Like, a vaccine or something.
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Example: Back during Tea Party days, I worked for the county highway department, plowing snow in the winter. Most of the guys there were staunch Republicans. I used to ask them why would you support people who think you’re a government moocher, want to privatize your job and want the state to declare bankruptcy so they don’t have to pay for your pension, an idea first floated by Newt Gingrich, I think and most recently by Mitch McTurtle. I mean, I could understand supporting local GOPers because that’s how things worked.
You could just guess why they liked the Tea Party & the like.
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Liar Tuck is a very merry man.
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There once was a Nazi named Tucker…
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