Carlson Declares That Getting COVID Makes You Girly

“The Republican lawmaker, who happens to be running for Texas attorney general, is also demanding that school districts root out books that make students feel “guilt, anguish, or any other form of psychological distress because of their race or sex…”

A random interviewed high school student: “I feel guilt, anguish, and psychological distress because my father is a Republican lawmaker who happens to be running for Texas attorney general and is trying to ban books.”

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I can’t really imagine someone less manly than Tucker Carlson. Rudy Gulliani maybe.

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Yeah, but that was pre-COVID.

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He really is nothing but a creepy, dumb jock.

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Tucker should have talked to RonJon. Listerine will save you from becoming girly!

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In his 2004 Republican National Convention speech Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsing George W. Bush referred to the Democrats as girly men. The audience loved it since it was a stock phrase that Schwarzenegger had been using in his political rise. The press thought it was a wonderful dig at John Kerry.

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MAGA is criminal enterprise… it operates like an organized crime syndicate .
Think about it … and the way all this is playing out.
Most people, most organizations … generally operate with the mentality that they seek to abide by the law, play above board … their personal or corporate “mission statement” does not embrace … lie, cheat, steal, kill … and if & when they get into trouble. … they then obtain legal advice on how to defend themselves against the specific charges… the focus is proving themselves innocent (or seeking the lowest level of punishment)
The Trump MAGA cabal pre-meditatedly, intentionally…incorporates criminal activity into their every move… and …furthermore since being criminally investigated and prosecuted comes with this operating style they have transformed that idea of obtaining aggressive legal defense when needed … and for defending against specific accusations … to aggressively having a planned strategy of offensively operating an endless ongoing attack of the legal system … obstruct the investigation and enforcement process by any means necessary … sue & sue relentlessly, frivolous, attack savagely … deploy “legal defense” “OFFENSIVELY” relentlessly and as often as possible in a predatory manner …sure this abuses the hell out of the concept of justice … but seriously … these are people who deliberately set out to break the laws and break the system. Since the days of Fred Trump… the Trump business “success” has depended upon lying, cheating, stealing … and offensively carpet bombing the legal/ regulatory process with relentless aggressive preemptive obstruction… the concept of legal “defense” stood on its head … and turned into a weapon.

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No sweat Tucks. Arnold was a Nancy boy too.
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With this new side-effect of Covid being disclosed, the absolute scariest and worst thing that can happen to a man in right-wing world, you would think the wingnuts would be in favor of every possible action that could be taken to avoid catching this horrible disease. What could be worse than becoming—and my hands are trembling just saying the words—f-f-feminine?

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Because it’s a scientific fact that the same germs that cause bad breath and gingivitis also cause COVID-19.

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Tucker says, “No one ever says that but it’s true.”

But Tucker’s got this backwards. The way it’s supposed to go is: “that’s what everyone says”, “people tell me this all the time”, and “there are those that say…”.

You know, evidence.

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Logic is not Tucker’s strong point

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Tucker still remembers the nightmares he had from Lifeforce - the 1985 documentary

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I read that article this morning. I wonder if DOJ gets involved… I also made it partly through the comments there, most were batshit insane.

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Clorox, Borax and the makers of ivermectin saying their stuff doesn’t work against covid never slowed down the MAGAts from trying to poison themselves,

I say ”let ‘em at it.” You cannot argue with or dissuade these maroons.

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Maybe mouth wash kills virus in one’s mouth but that isn’t the only place the virus is during an infection.

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  • The coronavirus “does tend to take away the life force” from people, Carlson argued very scientifically , and therefore “it does feminize people. No one ever says that but it’s true.”

Getting dropped on your head at birth makes you an idiot.

To wit: Tucker Carlson.

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Most doctors agree snorting arsenic cures covid 100%.

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TFG?

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At least the mouthwash might improve their generally awful dental hygeine.

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