Nah, he’ll do the talibangelical redemption circuit, with a fixed appearance fee and a percentage of the plate.
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FOX news would be too truthie for CaCa
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In the NC gop primary there is no runoff if someone has a 30%+1 plurality. It was close.
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“Oppo research” and “friendly fire” should be easier to tell apart.
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It remains to be seen how Cawthorn will choose to spend his lame-duck months in the House.
If his home videos are any indication…
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Gun nuts, partiers, partier-wannabes, and tree punchers.
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Can he do any tricks?
Water to wine and such 
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Depends on whether he’s got a campaign fund left to play with. I read two weeks before the primary that he was down to about $100k, with $300k in obligations. I don’t know if he sequestered any of the money he raised while “serving”, supposedly around $2 mil gross.
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I wonder if, like the steele dossier, the juicier stuff was shopped first to the opposition. This time a quicker play opened up.
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The same people who believe in Jewish Space Lasers and try to hook up with him or MTG on Tinder.
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I think he’s more the wine to water kind. But he’s got that “mein führer, I can walk” shtick down.
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He did nothing while in office aside from elevating his profile for the grift.
He has money squirrelled away and you’re right…he’ll be on the bible thumper circuit.
apologies to @squirreltown
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more bible humper
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This was below the belt.
Thanks !
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“Well, you won’t have ME to push around any more!”
(h/t Dick Nixon)
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groan
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There’s a lot about Texas that I want to like, but it’s bathed in a sea of things that i can’t help but loathe.
Kinda like how California used to be, back when it elected folks like Ronnie Ray-Gun as gub’nor.
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Every R has kompromat file - every one is beholden. This is how you quickly, meticulously, rewrite the story on a compromised incumbent, and throw them an anchor
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