Birx On Reopening Churches | Talking Points Memo

Perhaps, then, Satan is merely the dark side of God?

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Reminds me of the joke about the man who drowns during a flood after two boats and a helicopter try to rescue him. He refused their help, and prayed for help from God, and when he went to heaven and asked God why he ignored him God said, “You idiot! I sent you two boats and a helicopter!”

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From the Imperial College’s latest report regarding State-level tracking in the US:

We predict that increased mobility following relaxation of social distancing will lead to resurgence of transmission, keeping all else constant. We predict that deaths over the next two-month period could exceed current cumulative deaths by greater than two-fold

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Bloody fucking hell!

He shot a chicken (rooster?) with a spear gun!

I’m speechless.

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Oh brave new world that has such people in it.

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Does that mean God is bi-polar?

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Could be.

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Let’s just say he has good days and bad days.

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Satan is just God when he’s drunk.

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God needs a good shrink?

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Is he too big?

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Well, the article did say it was a feral chicken. :crazy_face:

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Well, now that you mention it, He is too big to fail.

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After Trump being president she does.

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Its good to know that your not by yourself in some of the actions you have begun to take.

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Dr. Birx and tRump think we should thank them that two million Americans aren’t dead from COVID-19, when four hundred thousand folks aren’t dead from the virus worldwide. Bar lowering to the ridiculous.
Everything Trump touches dies – including careers.

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Now those Greek Gods, they knew how to get drunk and do weird shit while intoxicated.

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Poor kitty.

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The Vicious Chicken of Honolulu.

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I prefer the antics of the Norse Gods, myself.

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