The AP is the AP but the least we can do here is to remember his name.
Barr States The Obvious: No Mass Voter Fraud That Would Swing Election Results | Talking Points Memo
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“To the moon, Billy, to the moon! Bang, Zoom!”
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… the manufacturing process hit a snag … apparently some of the key components were going to have to be fabricated from a special run of high-grade ballistic “nonexistium” !
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He said people were confusing the use of the federal criminal justice system with allegations that should be made in civil lawsuits.
Wait. What did he just say? And I presume with a straight face. I think E. Jean Carroll’s head just did a full 360 with such outlandish, mind blowing hypocrisy.
There’s a growing tendency to use the criminal justice system as sort of a default fix-all, and people don’t like something they want the Department of Justice to come in and ‘investigate,’” Barr said.
Someone should really introduce this Bill Barr to the other Bill Barr.
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I got lost after after “very particularized”.
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I really wish that question had been asked.
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Barr’s statement was slightly awkwardly worded. I have revised it, for immediate release:
“We have encountered no evidence of massive voter fraud, except in Georgia, where all the voting machines are programmed to turn votes for Republicans into votes for Democrats. As such, I recommend that Republican voters in Georgia opt out of the upcoming special election, in order not to run up the vote totals for the Democratic candidates.”
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That’s the same as saying, “Bless his heart, but his opinion is false.”
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Attorney Sidney Powell has spun fictional tales of election systems flipping votes, German servers storing U.S. voting information and election software created in Venezuela “at the direction of Hugo Chavez,”
Remember that old joke about heaven being an American income, a British home, French food, and a Japanese wife? Who knew the punchline was that hell is a German server, American voting information, Venezuelan election software, with Russia overseeing it all.
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It immediately got worse:
“very particularized to a particular set of circumstances”
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Somebody wants an early start on Christmas vacation.
…plus he probably has enough receipts to keep the back stabbing to just back biting.
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Barr touched the hot stove and it didn’t even singe his skin.
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MSNBC reported that Barr was currently at the White House.
Boy…wouldn’t you like to be the fly on Pence’s head in that meeting.
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[Barr] said people were confusing the use of the federal criminal justice system with allegations that should be made in civil lawsuits.
“There’s a growing tendency to use the criminal justice system as sort of a default fix-all, and people don’t like something they want the Department of Justice to come in and ‘investigate,’” Barr said.
Hmm. I wonder who those people would be. Would they be the same people who will now turn to using “their” Supreme Court “as sort of a default fix-all”?
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He’s been busy with Attorney General stuff. Why would he know anything much about investigations into voter fraud so massive that it changed the outcome of a presidential election?
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You never saw Taken?
…I have a very particularized set of skills; skills I have particularized over a very long career…
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Wait, Barr said… no fraud? Didn’t he get the memo? He must be dis-Barr-ed forthwith.
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Bye bye, billy. Gone by sundown.
This is borderline porn it’s so delicious to read.
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