Protesters in Clearwater, Florida who are claiming that the government has stripped them of a place to exercise are fighting against their oppression by … exercising freely.
This is not as good as the weird guys with big guns waiving them for the camera. I prefer that set of nuts, it is much more likely to turn off the few persuadable voters (suburban educated men, and the few suburban educated women who are not Jesus freaks who have not yet completely soured on Trump).
No doubt the protests by these dullards has been brought to us by the Committee to Defend the President. Next thing we know, they’ll be protesting face masks by getting deathly ill.