Aileen Cannon Finally Does Something!

Boebert looks a little … buzzed. Which I guess is better than her usual vacancy.

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Is the swami getting no love in South Carolina? I thought he was all the rage of the ragin’ right after his debate ‘performance’. Seems he should have at least beaten ronnie D for fourth place , lol.

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Dept. of Irony:


The Daily Mail reports:

Hand in hand and dancing in the street, DailyMail.com can reveal that the ‘mystery man’ with whom GOP congresswoman Lauren Boebert was booted out of a Denver theater Sunday night is Colorado local, Aspen bar owner, Quinn Gallagher.

Gallagher and Boebert were enjoying a date night, Tuesday, when their behavior at a performance of the musical Beetlejuice – vaping, singing along and taking pictures – drew complaints that saw them kicked out of the venue.

Now, DailyMail.com can reveal, that Boebert, 36, and divorced father of a 16-year-old son, Gallagher, 46, have been secretly dating for several months. Boebert’s divorce from Jason, 36, her husband of 18 years and father to her four children, is ongoing after the couple’s shock split in May.

The Meidas Touch reports:

In January, Gallegher’s Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar hosted “A Winter Wonderland Burlesque and Drag Show” sponsored by Aspen Distillers and Aspen Vodka.

Boebert’s Republican Party has demonized drag shows as part of their culture war distraction campaign, and Boebert herself has specifically threw shade at “drag bars.” Now Boebert is dating someone who hosted a drag show at his bar.

Aspen Gay Ski Week has also used Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar to host an event in the past. Republicans are still using divisive politics to marginalize LGBTQ individuals.

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You may have already won the Internet today. Pardon my curiosity: to whom do you owe this honor? Understand if you demur.

[Edited to correct usage.]

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Does he have penile tattoos? Isn’t that a requirement to date her?

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Oh…they’ve “asserted”…

Well, they can RE-assert in state court.

This is NOT over.

I’m thinking these R-SoS’s want Trump off the ballot just as much as we do, but they’re not going to stick their necks out, and will wait until a state court orders them to take him off.

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How’s that refrigerator carton pied a térre you just acquired?

Guttersnipe

1
: a homeless vagabond and especially an outcast boy or girl in the streets of a city

2
: a person of the lowest moral or economic station

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I dunno, i think you do pretty well at ‘guttersnipe’.

As for the general sentiment… as part of my 2024 programme of self-improvement, I won’t even challenge the assessment.

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ewww.
EWWWWW.

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But also ”best and most vile guttersnipe” too. You’re both, which is praiseworthy.

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Yeah, but she made sure to get a few good tugs in in public for the camera.

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In the Real World, whoever pays the phone bill is the owner of the phone. Scott Perry’s work phone belongs to the federal government. And if he’s stupid enough to conspire an insurrection on his WORK PHONE, it must be surrendered to investigators.

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Who among us failed to appreciate you?

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Yes, that is exactly my reaction to Boebert.

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As far as Gutter Snipes go, i think i’ve got you topped.

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“Rudy says he can do a better job than Jim Jordan & James Comer”

The low bar has gone subterranean.

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When you’re not looking castor_troy will put cilantro in your oatmeal.

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Dressed in her finest hooker rags.

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The accounts of the conduct of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) before she was escorted out of a weekend performance of the “Beetlejuice” musical in Denver are amazing

No cats were thrown out of a theater in Denver yesterday for disruptive behavior. In fact they were shocked by what a certain female human did. pic.twitter.com/CThRtTv7XS

— Lorenzo The Cat (@LorenzoTheCat) September 13, 2023

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