Abbott Falls For A Satirical Article About Garth Brooks Getting Booed For Being ‘Woke’ At Fake Festival

What worries Abbott and all R’s is they know they are a minority and if they allowed everyone to vote, allowed everyone to live their lives, and stopped trying to force their narrow minded white Christianity on the rest of us, then they would loose their power and the steady stream of money that makes them no better the grifter Trump.

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That is just plain old bad, lazy staff work. And those commas staff are representing Gov. Abbot. The very fact that staff didn’t even do the due diligence of a basic google search to fact check any of this speaks volumes of the values and professionalism of the Abbot Administration. I guess he gets a modicum of credit for not throwing a staffer under the bus but he has to own the fact that this is the level of professionalism Abbot tolerates from people he has authorized to speak as if it was actually him.

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The story made fun of woke libtards. There’s all the due diligence Abbott needs. Facts be damned.

Those women are into trump cuz like him, they spend the first hour of their day getting their hair “just right” and using a trowel to pancake their faces with foundation. Or it’s because they inhale massive amounts of hair spray.

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As noted, the MAGA people self-select for stupid.

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Looks more like a Minnesota mosquito to me.

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It’s the massive amounts of hair spray.
And being dumb as a brick.

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Minnesota: Where mosquitos have N numbers on their sides.

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Theit faces will be different after the next round of cosmetic procedures.

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Every day, it is hard to be a Republican and not be a stupid asshole.
Arrogant, stupid, rotten, nasty.

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So what is wrong with him?

Consumed by lust for power?

Freed by Trump to let his inner self out?

Because there is something wrong with him.

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Lust for power + Brain melted by RW media.

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Minnesota: Land of 10,000 lakes, 50 billion mosquitoes, and one fish.

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I think a big problem for him and other Rs is a freeze right in the center of the chest:

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I have a super power that I can sometimes use - the power of keeping my mouth shut! I have used this to great effect in some circumstances. That orange turd is totally void of this power. He can’t shut his mouth to save his life! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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OH YEAH!!!

Don’t forget this clown is under investigation by the FBI and SEC in Miami.

The FBI and Securities and Exchange Commission have opened parallel investigations into developer Rishi Kapoor’s business dealings in South Florida, focusing separately on his hiring of Miami’s mayor as a consultant on local projects and his raising of funds from investors, the Miami Herald has learned.

Sources familiar with both probes say the FBI’s criminal investigation centers on $10,000 monthly payments made to Mayor Francis Suarez from a subsidiary of Kapoor’s company, Location Ventures. Special agents with the FBI’s public corruption squad began questioning witnesses this week, according to sources, zeroing in on whether the payments constitute bribes in exchange for securing permits or other favors from the mayor for Location Ventures’ mixed-use project in Coconut Grove. *

Meanwhile, the SEC confirmed that it is also looking into Location Ventures in a response denying the Herald access to public records related to the agency’s inquiry. Sources say its investigators are digging deeper into whether Kapoor and his company were selling investment contracts without registering them as securities, misrepresenting potential profits to investors or misappropriating funds for personal expenses. The regulatory agency’s probe has been under way since early this year.

Full Story:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article276193691.html

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I would say it’s the most useful one. We get so much done while nobody thinks to look.

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When I was little, I couldn’t decided if I wanted the ability to be invisible or to be able to fly like a bird. I still can’t decide which one that I would prefer

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