8 Wackiest Moments From Trump’s ‘Social Media’ Summit

President Donald Trump held a White House summit on social media on Thursday. And almost none of it was actually about social media.


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I assume for Schwarzenegger, he meant that Schwarzenegger died in terms of ratings. As for the rest of it, well, he is an insane narcissist with no sense of reality or decency.

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He is definitely running on all cylinders, except for 2 or 3.

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Obama knew how to take down a fly professionally. Didn’t need words and arm-flailing.

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May Mitch McConnell burn in eternal hellfire.

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Fire is a pure and beautiful thing, creating light and warmth, helping to sustain life. Why would you wish such a horrid fate one it?

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Best words, the best. And very big and beautiful. Well, some of the words. Both words, there are very fine words on both words. Who wrote these words? These words must be fair. And they are fair now, very fair. The unfair words, we say, you can’t do those words. And now they don’t do them any more. Many people come and say, Sir, thank you for these words! These words are great now. We made the words great, and very big.

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I watched a good 20 minutes or so, and yeah, it was extra fucking crazy.

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Headline: Lord of Lies attracts Flies. Calls in Alt-Right Swat team.

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I wonder if Trump’s fly coughed. Trump hates coughing.

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Sick fly! Sick and bad!

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That fly just lost that Department of Health position.

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“How did a fly get into the White House?” Trump asked as he swatted at it. “I don’t like that. I don’t like flies. I don’t like flies.”

I was once at a major business meeting in an auditorium one summer - and the staff accidentally left a door open near their trash dumpsters. The cloud of flies that descended on us was almost biblical in its proportions.

Attention WH and trump property staff - an open door at just the right time and the right place would do wonders for your morale!

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President Renfield is but a short step away from eating flies.

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President Big Brain has the power to make living things dead simply by declaring it to be so, apparently, so I don’t know why he didn’t just pronounce it: “That was a bad fly, but it’s dead now. Good riddants*!”

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Flies? I thought you said it was fried!

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I just gave to Amy McGrath.

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Well, Donnie, when you bring loads of shit into the room, you’re bound to attract flies.

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Obama could catch it with chop sticks, first try.

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