Originally published at: 5 Takeaways From The Schtick-filled, Very MAGA Final Night Of The RNC
The final night of the Republican convention featured Trump’s first public speech since a gunman tried to assassinate him on Saturday, and saw extensive exaltation of the nominee from speakers who implied, and sometimes outright declared, that he was saved by, and chosen by, God himself. That deification was punctuated by appearances from various MAGA…
If we’re lucky, everyone calling on Biden to drop out will back down after seeing snippets of Trump’s convention speech. This is Trump both scripted and unscripted and this speech is being panned all across the country with most calling it a rambling mess.
For me, the most significant was Trump’s lying about trade. He started a trade war with China. US foreign trade is worth about $75 billion a month. Isolationism will not boost that number.
I’ve always found Melania’s hands by her side pose having a disturbing quality about it. And boy, her nail tech sure gave her some long claws.
Make it stop. Please just make it stop. It’s like some sort of MAGA-MANGA comic book come to life, with comically unfunny and overly dramatic characters somehow rising up and crawling out of the inky pages. Hulk Hogan, Tucker Carlson, Kid Rock? These are your heroes?
Full Monty Kayfabe, nothing more, something less.
This and a quick scan of the live blog are as close as I got to paying attention. Still makes me want to vomit.
So where’s Vance and his wife; Trump noticed his VP wasn’t married White?
One rhetorical question: will he be wearing the gauze on his ear as November rolls around?
Well, well, the Great Whore of Babylon came out to greet the unwashed masses.
Like Trump himself. Melania only has a vague idea of how humans actually act and talk.
“Bullets were flying all over us, and yet I felt serene,” he said.
Now THAT is some Grade AA extra large bullshit right there.
I’m still disturbed by the bizarre image of Trump awkwardly, strangely, and stiffly half-stooping, half-embracing, and practically humping the mannequin in the fireman’s gear while kissing the helmet in an odd, awkward, and bizarre impersonation of how Trump thinks an actual human being would act. As the kids would say, TOTAL CRINGE.
Didn’t he skip the actual funeral?
That does it! That’s the last TV show I’m ever watching that’s been sponsored by Kotex!
In all fairness, the Animatronics Department at Disney just isn’t what it used to be.