2020's Most Insane Conspiracy Theory, ItalyGate, Returns

Originally published at: 2020’s Most Insane Conspiracy Theory, ItalyGate, Returns - TPM – Talking Points Memo

President Trump is bringing back the most bizarre conspiracy theory for why he lost the 2020 election. It’s ItalyGate, which pins his loss to Joe Biden that year on an elaborate conspiracy in which Barack Obama and China teamed up to use Italian military satellites to zap the election away from him. Trump boosted the…

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Down the rabbit hole!!1!!2211````!

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They are all mentally unwell.

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And here I thought it was the Venezuelan voting machines!! What’s up next, the Death Star was involved?

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Yet if I said the President will kidnap the leader of Venezuela, and use a secretive cartel to sell the oil to, and park that money in a private account in Qatar to distract us from proof of a powerful cabal of child molesters, you’d say I was crazy , wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you??!!!

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There is an immediacy to the crisis at hand. I really do wish the politicians with the “disarm” keys to the system would do their jobs. And I know they almost certainly will not, because many of them are literally parroting everything said by person creating the crisis.

I am living in the strangest timeline.

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The master of projection at it again. It’s his tell. He must have tried something similar.

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Yes, when I heard this the other day I thought it would be the Chavez-Madura conspiracy to rig the voting machines. Of course Chavez is dead but that doesn’t stop a good conspiracy. Promise Madura some sort of clemency to confess to rigging the 2020 election and bingo Trump will have made his case. Alice in Wonderland doesn’t even begin to capture the level of lunacy going on.

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Release the Epstein Files.

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This is where his head is at. Everyone around him is catering to him as he gets worse by the day. His brain has nothing left but the most obsessive thoughts. Just watching the cabinet meeting, they reek of saying anything to keep him calm and focused. Don’t rile him, fluff away, it is breakfast at dennys and trying to not have it turn into a free for all. Keep him happy in his high chair and chortling away.

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Hmm, space lasers.
UV lights and bamboo fibers can’t be far behind!

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Tulsi Gabbard has found the smoking gun. There’s olive oil and red sauce on some of the ballots.

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Hmmm… Hey! Don’t bogart that joint, my friend.

Pass it over to me!

Aaaaahhhhh… NOW it’s making sense.

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No matter how stupid, penney ante, or tiny the perceived wrong inflicted on poor widdle baby donnie is he will never ever let it go unil that perp is crushed out of all existence. So it matters not that there was an election he lost. He feels he won even though reality is against him and that election is over and done and cannot be revived. It matters not to him as he must crush those responsible.

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And all of this took place under the administration of Donald J Trump? President, thanks to the electoral college, from 2017 to 2021? He was reputedly in control? And allowed himself to be cheated out of an operation taking place right under his nose? By HIS FBI? HIS CIA?

Yeah, good thing that loser lost.

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Merrill Lynch ceased to exist as an entity in 2009, acquired by Bank of America. It has since operated as “Merrill”.

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“You take the lies out of him, he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear.” – Mark Twain

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And yet the legacy media treats it all like it’s perfectly normal with lots of historical precedent.

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He shouted so hard for fraud that nobody questioned where he found 10 million extra voters after a shambles of his first term.

Messianic shitbags at every ballot box, that’s what he wants. The Churches of the Confederacy, dragging the whole hate-filled ship from the pit.

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All owned or controlled by people who are either GOP, MAGA, or just don’t want to pay taxes.

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