2 Cafeterias Used By White House Staff Close After Employee Tests Positive For COVID-19 | Talking Points Memo

Because even a mindless virus has standards.

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BAM!!! Living Dictionary Man strikes again!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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More likely, waivers of liability.

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I mean, it truly is remarkable that none of these right-wingers who apparently had confirmed COVID cases haven’t died. Herman Cain, Boris Johnson, Kevin Stitt, not like these are paragons of health and cardiovascular fitness…

I know having access to first-rate medical care helps, but my understanding was that if you really take a turn for the worse it doesn’t matter how good the care you’re receiving is…

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He’s rabidly germaphobic and paranoid, which would predispose him to some personal behavior which, sadly, restricts his contact to the filthy hoi polloi, thus making it harder for corona to jump to his species.

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Staff members were advised to monitor for symptoms of the virus and were told to stay home if they felt sick, the official said.

But as long as you’re asymptomatic, by all means go out and mingle. Just don’t come back here.

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One hint - ā€œno self-quarantine requiredā€.

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Are those vultures circling in to photo at the top?

I’ve been saying for years that the reason I hate Bunker Boy the most is that he has turned me into a ghoul.

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Don’t forget Rank Paul. I guess our luck just sucks.

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We’ll always have his neighbor in our hearts at least.

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https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/23/marine-one-helicopter-covid-positive-380444

A White House official confirmed that the Marine ā€œhad no contact with the president or any administration personnel.ā€

To BAD!

Hmm.
In the Politico article, it says

ā€œOut of an abundance of caution, Marines who may have had contact with the infected Marine have been removed from the detachment,ā€

Which is fine- but what about the cafeteria staff? Why not them?

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