2 Cafeterias Used By White House Staff Close After Employee Tests Positive For COVID-19 | Talking Points Memo

I’m trying to picture them all arriving with their little lunch bags. It’s a little funny.

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I only hope Kayleigh McEnany really chowed down on the three bean salad the day before.

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Trump diligently tests himself and everyone in his inner circle, but obviously not cafeteria workers because he doesn’t eat there. He should worry about a false negative test among his underlings that could put him at risk, but I suspect he’s too busy holding on to person…woman…man…

This is the definition of a two-tiered healthcare system, wherein essential workers are fodder for the mill.

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Nah. They all carry lunchboxes with pictures of Ivankadonk whoring Goya Black Beans.

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Seriously, that guy was quarantined for a positive test a while ago. I think that was when Trump started keeping staff members 10 feet away from him.

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It’s been like that since our mommas and daddies was young… good help is sho ‘nuff hard to find, and harder still to keep from runnin’ off with the silverware or one of the grown children.

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The Ninth Circle of Hell, I hope.

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Just wait until they have to close down the Mickey D’s, Burger King and KFC where he’s been getting his junk food fixes…

Panic time!!!

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Think how nice it must be to live in a bubble when everyone is getting tested regularly and at the sign of the slightest outbreak contact tracing is started immediately.

All right - back to work. Those cows ain’t gonna slaughter themselves!

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Remember that scene in Martin Scorsese’s “Casino”, where Nicky Santoro’s brother would spit into the sandwiches purchased by cops at their Las Vegas restaurant?

Yeah, me too.

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It involves tracing all persons who may have had contact with the infected individual. A tough job, but has to be done.

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Ummmmmm… We actually know this here in Florida, it’s just that our lame-ass officials won’t mandate and facilitate it so that fewer of us end up sick and dead - which @daveyjones64 was highlighting in a 'stark’castic way.

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oh, you mean Golden Corral

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That’s when a lens pops out and you have to get down on your hands and knees searching for it on the carpet.

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How it it possible that Trump hasn’t died of COVID-19 yet… it’s as if moral bankruptcy generates superior immuno-response.

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White House staff received an email Wednesday saying there was “no reason for panic or alarm,” a CNN White House correspondent said.

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Really? Seems like Trumpians bag on the browns nearly every day.

Now, shirts on the other hand, that’s a different story.

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Nonsense. Trump Flu Kills.

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White House staff received an email Wednesday saying there was “no reason for panic or alarm."

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