Jan. 6 Architect John Eastman Roasted By Judge In Disbarment Case

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@docd

It will be interesting to see how much money TFG can bring in with his Bible scam. It seems to me that the target audience has probably been fleeced already.

Well, since ETTD, i wonder how much longer the Bible has to live in this world.

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@hahagoodman

CNN Exclusive: Conservative bigwig Matt Schlapp agreed to hefty settlement to end sexual assault lawsuit

This is my surprised face

At least you weren’t Schlapped in the face.

[esva]

I must have had hockey on my mind. I initially read that as Schlapp Shot.

[chelsea530]

I just watched it with the sound off. I kept hoping that bible would combust and burn Trump’s tiny hands. He seemed to be talking slower after a while. Maybe nonstop talking is too tiring for him?

I wish.

[esva]

He wasn’t fried or boiled either.

[karlwlewis]

@josephebacon

The Michigan GOP continues to spiral into the singularity of stupidity

I believe that if you added up the IQs of every Michigan GOP committee member, and elected GOP official from/in Michigan, you’d get a number that roughly matches the temperature, (in Fahrenheit), of a laboratory-grade deep freezer.

[jw1]

@southerndem

So , not totally stupid?
W.Va. Gov. Jim Justice vetoes vaccine exemption bill (msn.com)

Not at DeSantis’ level.

[lastroth]

@karlwlewis

I believe that if you added up the IQs of every Michigan GOP committee member, and elected GOP official from/in Michigan, you’d get a number that roughly matches the temperature, (in Fahrenheit), of a laboratory-grade deep freezer.

Now that’s cold. Brrrr

[nydan516]

Capitol Police and DC Metro police. Those were the guys having the door closed on their heads. Trump is such an opportunist POS.

[chickulese]

@Paracelsus

I suppose this will now be the technical legal term for what happens when a conservative bigwig gets involved in same-sex groping:

A Schlapp Suit.

The groping will also be known as an “ass Schlapp”.

[darrtown]

Trump’s “gag order” is just for show. If it wrre real it would include judge and family and anyone remotely related to the case.

[benthere]

The name Schlapp says it all…

[steviedee111]

@lastroth

Now that’s cold. Brrrr

Laboratory freezers maintain those cold temperatures only so long Red China doesn’t meddle with the thermostats.

[mrf]

“Mr. Trump what passages of the Bible are your favorites and which ones inspire you?” “All of them Katie”.

[jnbenson]

@tsp

As a co-chair of the centrist group No Labels

I always like this, despite the furor, the Democratic Party is exceptionally centrist/moderate. So claiming that the center is between the center and the far right means that it’s still the right.

[corncaucus2008]

Jan. 6 Architect John Eastman Roasted By Judge

[steviedee111]

@darrtown

Trump’s “gag order” is just for show. If it wrre real it would include judge and family and anyone remotely related to the case.

[hahagoodman]

Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww…not in the face!

[stradivarius50t3]

@tleopold

“Who doesn’t love that song” together to make it sound like Lee Greenwood himself doesn’t love that song.

I don’t love that song…in fact, I actively hate that song.

You ask, “Strad, how much do you hate that song?”

The military bands are uniformly good bands, and the top bands (the Marine Band, the Army Field Band, the Navy Band, and the Air Force Band) are among the best wind orchestras in the world. God Bless the USA has become a staple in their concerts. I hate that song so much that I now avoid going to concerts by the best wind bands in the world. It’s stupid, but hearing that piece of maudlin kitsch ruins an entire concert for me.

[mickeyg]

@tleopold

I could only watch 35 seconds of orange guy pitching Bibles.

Mock all you want. A Bible signed by the antichrist is a genuine collector's item.

— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) March 28, 2024