Discussion: Lindsey Graham: Everything That Starts With 'Al-' In Middle East Is Bad

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Would that include the Israeli airline, El Al? The christianists will be all over Miz Lindsey for denouncing Israel.

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Well, technically that ends with “Al.”
But I wonder what Lindsey thinks of Alabama.

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Al is the beginning of the second word.

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“But I wonder what Lindsey thinks of Alabama.”
Well, that depends. How well hung is Alabama?

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“I can call you Betty. You can call me Al”

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I think that students would agree that al-gebra is really awful, and the Temperance League would agree that al-cohol is just downright evil. Samuel Taylor Coleridge believes that al-batrosses are evil too. I’m not sure about al-coves, though. Children likely hate al-falfa. Most people think al-gorhythms are bad. Though, I think plants would find al-kali to be good…

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Was Lindsey an early advocate of that pretentious formulation, “going to hospital”?

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Such a nuanced knowledge of foreign policy.

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But he IS running for President, dontcha know.

I could murder a busload of nuns with a grapefruit spoon while wearing a Givenchy ball gown and cha-cha heels, and I would STILL beat Lindsey Graham in the primaries!

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I guess we know his reaction to algebra

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Race to the bottom comes to mind.

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Man. It’s gonna be a looooong durpful summer.

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And beware of al-ligators in Florida and debunked al-chemy.

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If I find out, I’ll knock you up and tell you.

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I did always feel that there was something sinister about algebra. Algorithms too, though others seem to like them.

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“All-Jewish cabinet”

Uh-oh. That begins with “Al”, Lindsey.

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Does that include Al-lah? Lindsey Graham hates God?

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Al-berts Bath House …

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