You’re such a LOOSer, LIbtard. HE EAts NAILS when HE Wakes UP. THen, STILL a BIt PEckISH HE haS breakfast. Which IS gLAss, scRews, and Oatmeal, which is HIGH in FIber and HElps HIM Move his BOwels!!1!!!one!!1!!!.
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Now he is acting tough; too bad he didn’t act intelligent from the beginning of his campaign. He is past the point of embarrassment; somebody shot him to put us out of our misery.
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Chris Knight: So, if there’s anything I can do for you - or, more to the point, to you - just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl’s gotta have her standards.
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“They don’t know me. They don’t know me,” Bush told Bloomberg. “I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast.”
Makes you wonder if this is just more spin… What he is trying to avoid saying is that he sleeps in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth.
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The wafting stench of desperation…
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Of course he has them on a scone with a pot of Earl Grey tea at the side.
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OMG…Jeb must have hired Rocky’s trainer… the resurrected Mickey… You’re gonna eat lightnin’ and you’re gonna crap thunder!
What’s next? One-armed push ups?
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Yeah, he looks tough, like a horse whipped steak tough, that is.
The definition of loser is rather vague and ambiguous but JebBush is beginning to “NAIL” it down;
He’s a Bush coming after George the World Wrecker.
He is a Republican married to a Mexican immigrant and he admits it, in Spanish even.
He’s low energy and high maintenance.
He eats nails because he is too dumb to know about iron pills.
He’s trying to nice his way into the Republican nomination.
He’s a choker in debates/candidate whinefest gatherings.
He has a history and there is the Google.
He cheated to impose George the World Wrecker upon us.
Trump bitch slaps him.
Rubio bitch slaps him.
Fiorina double bitch slaps him.
He sucks, pretty much, and
He’s a Bush coming after the World Wrecker, George the Dumber Bush.
This Bush, is a classic loser.
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Reminds me of this:
I mean, come on man, you’re just not fooling anybody.
NO! He’s get Tiger Blood in his veins!
She didn’t!
"I eat nails when I wake up."
And you eat shit the rest of the day.
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What a pussy.
When I wake up, I eat jacks.
Felt my own testosterone level dropping like a rock just watching it…
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Geez, what a sissy!!! I gnaw on a live wolverine’s testicles for breakfast!!! And again before bedtime!!! Punk-ass wannabe President!!
No, dear, that’s poop.
Dear Lord, the man doesn’t even know that his pleadings are unseemly and pathetic. That makes him NOT tough!!
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Yeah, sure you do!
Who says stuff like this? Oh, I know…losers do!
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“They don’t know me. They don’t know me,” Bush told Bloomberg. “I eat nails when I wake up, then I have breakfast.”
Bush said he had not seen the debate video, but was sure “someone will make me watch it.”
Jeb! eats nails when he wakes up but he has to be made to watch a debate video.
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Well, now that we’re busy making demands on Republican debates, perhaps he should insist on an arm wrestling competition.
My money is on Carly kicking his ass and making him cry.
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