Hey guys! This is all part ofTrump’s super secret plan! He has a plan! He does! But he’s not dumb enough to show his cards, like that other guy …
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Navigating is complicated. Duh.
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So doesn’t this tell North Korea exactly what the U.S. Navy is currently doing? Exactly what Hair Furor wasn’t going to do?
Almost like the Navy is on “double-secret navigation”.
I think I’m gonna hurl from all the spinning.
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It might have been somewhat useful if SOME of Trump’s vaunted business experience had been in a publicly traded company. Massive screw ups happen there too, but at least then he’d have some experience of people reviewing his work. I don’t think anyone ever really has.
This may be the first time anyone has even looked at what he says he doing and compared it to what he’s actually doing.
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Maybe Trump heard from “the gentleman” and decided that rather than having to risk saying his name, he’d turn around.
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Doesn’t the Donald realize that a warship is a little too big to lie about its position.
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So “Suppose they gave a war and nobody came” was a documentary?
According to the Enquirer, Nostradamus predicted this.
Or was it Alex Jones?
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Maybe in the new budget they could order some shiny new compasses. I’m sure the Boy Scouts would be happy to provide instruction on how to properly use one.
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Donnie Drumpf, the shit head heard round the world.
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Trump WAS sending ships to NK…in his bathtub, using his bathtub toys. Reportedly, the rubber ducky was in command.
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Unbelievable: The Trump Years
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Yeah. Though the quote in its entirety, and the essay it came from, are more relevant generally to the purity warriors of the left who helped bring us to this point.
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As soon as the worldwide laughter dies down, probably tomorrow it’ll be another Tweetstorm: "All time low. Bad dudes. Boy, I hate those Russians and I’d never do anything to help them no matter how much. I hate those Russians. Boy they hate me, too.All time low. Boy I hate 'em…
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So NOW they are going to lie about where our military is? HONESTLY??? And then scream when people compare them to WAG THE DOG? JHC…get outta here!!!
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“Vonce de missile goes up, who cares where it comes down?
Dat’s not my department says Werner von Braun.”
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Ya gotta love Randy Newman. 
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The New York Times reported, citing unnamed officials, that there had been “a
glitch-ridden sequence of events, from a premature announcement of the
deployment by the military’s Pacific Command to an erroneous explanation
by Defense Secretary Jim Mattis — all of which perpetuated the false
narrative that an American armada was racing toward the waters off North
Korea.”
…
Not to worry…it’s just trump’s way of not telegraphing what he is thinking to our enemies…
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Especially when using a flat earth map.
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