Yet Another Federal Violation By Gaetz: Failure To Disclose Paltry Book Sales | Talking Points Memo

[ralph_vonholst]

The Independent (Independent)

[lastroth]

When is DeSantis’ book come out? I mean don’t all Presidential candidates write a book before running?

[ralph_vonholst]

It is de riguer. I suggest the title: “My Baffle”.

[harry_r_sohl]

I’m looking forward to his wife’s book: “Firebeard.”

[txlawyer]

@teenlaqueefa

How many cops feel this way? I’m guessing it’s not a huge percentage so fuck them.

I would wager it’s a huge percentage and fuck them anyway. Cops are mostly authoritarian meatheads, so they’re also mostly MAGA.

[notsnot]

Man, you’re too generous assuming he’s sentient.

[not_so_fluffy]

If memory serves it was Raphael Cruz, not Joe Biden who said Covid would end when Biden was elected. So, blame Cruz not the president.

[godwit]

You know, thinking of the Venn diagram showing “refusal to get a vaccination to protect yourself and the community you serve from a deadly illness” and “holds community you serve in such contempt that you cannot be bothered to police constitutionally”, I’m thinking that sticking to the mandate might be the best police reform Lightfoot could implement

[not_so_fluffy]

A real salesman would have priced the flights as $6,499.95 (plus postage and handling).

[joelopines]

@irasdad

Matt Gaetz is what happens when a tube of hair gel becomes sentient.

A case of hair gel. Jury’s still out on the sentient part.

[tiowally]

Hmm. Has the Gaetz’s “son” been put on the payroll as a pool boy/investment partner yet?

[ClutchCargo]

More or less what one would expect from a guy who makes a living pimping mercenaries. Maybe it can be arranged for him and his rat bastard sister to be stranded in Kabul post-8/31.

[jonney_5]

@sparrowhawk

So how many of them object to mandated mumps and measles vaccines for kids?

They would be against it, but that’s why mom brings the kids to the Dr.

[dannydorko]

Failure To Disclose Paltry Book Sales

I thought that it said “poetry” book sales. I believed it, because Gaetz is very ode-ious.

Oh, well. Here’s a poem, anyway:

He’s often seen with girls on dates,
(Except those nights he masturbates).
Although it’s clear he conjugates,
He claims he never penetrates.

[Anarchy_Bunker]

[Anarchy_Bunker]

@dannydorko

He’s often seen with teens on dates,
(Except those nights he masturbates).
Although its clear he conjugates,
He claims he never penetrates.

Minor correction

[occamscoin]

@not_so_fluffy

A real salesman would have priced the flights as $6,499.95 (plus postage and handling).

I think Prince is assuming the US government is the buyer.

[dannydorko]

@ralph_vonholst

I would have expected $10,000 along with your first-born child.

Matt Gaetz: “Wait a minute. How old is she?”

[jinnj]

While not precisely an exact match, it would seem that the vast vast majority of LEO admire and identify with the commitment and courage of the members of the US armed forces.
… and as we know, the men & women of the armed forces all get a whole bunch of inoculations - and have for decades and decades and decades.
… where these grandstanding anti-vax frauds get totally exposed as cult-pansies is when they try to be all righteous about being “opposed to vaccines / inoculations”… but in reality they & their kids merrily got their measles, mumps, rubella / polio/ tetanus / hep C /flu / meningitis/ whooping cough … etc.
…no, they are frauds … because their “opposition” is purely a political statement. …their opposition is specifically to the COVID-19 vax … because they have dug in on this stupid willful political obstinacy.

[dannydorko]

@teenlaqueefa

Where did he come up with the $6,500 figure? He must be shrewd enough to have based that number on something.

Aha! I think that you’re onto something. Perhaps that $6,500 figure is in base 100, you know, $6,500₁₀₀. That would make it worth $6,050,000 in base ten.