This is The Onion, right?
Or Borowitz maybe?
If it’s true then I’d rather we buy Switzerland. I hear they have really good cheese
Is this where he intends to send green people?
Next, is he going to buy Brownland and Blackland? And rename America Whiteland?
the President would womanize, he would drink…he would make outrageous claims like he wants to buy Greenland, or that he invented the question mark…
Better looking than Trump and his “supermodel” wife or any of his damned kids.
And 100% less plastic than Melania, Ivanka, and Tiffany!
I hope he plans to use his own money
LOL…
Must be the reason why Trump does NOT do anything about climate change…so that the glaciers will melt faster and he will have more lands to build Trump Towers!
When everyone in the room says you are drunk, sit down!
Maybe he should try to buy Gibraltar, since they wouldn’t hold that Iranian tanker like Trump demanded that they do.
You knew it and Inuit
That is the funniest sentence I have read all month.
About 90% of Greenland’s population is Inuit, which is very similar to the demographics of Canada’s Nunavut Territory.
oops Beaten to it by Brian512!
Yet another example of why I believe it’s going to get worse before it gets better. He’s going to ramp up the batshit and venality to eleventy before he’s done. He is the ultimate suicide bomber–except he throws away the belt moments before it goes off, into a large crowd, as he runs for safety. Dems’ job is to block off all possible escape routes as they nudge him off the stage.
Unlimited access to AR-15s, high capacity magazines, loss of access to the European Community, a completely “dfferent” health insurance model that provides excellent health care results to some percentage of the population (albeit with a loss of coverage for a significant percentage of their population), a “motivated” Customs and Border Patrol regime. they could probably swing their own Fox News channel broadcasting 24/7 in Danish and Inuit…
Errrrrrr… other than that, I got nuthin’…
Didn’t see yours before posting mine…
Okay, that’s just damn funny!
Which is it? Yupik.
After the financial collapse, the CEOs that engineered scams may need to find a nice place to hide out. If Larry Culp can blow $2 million on GE shares, he can surely afford an igloo overlooking Sermeq Kujalleq.
Barking mad.