Whoever The Next House Speaker Is, He’s Doomed

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It is but only if LEO decides to pursue it.

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Whoever The Next House Speaker Is, He Or She is Doomed

FIFY

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Whomever The Next House Speaker Is, They Are Doomed

Is that better?

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“She”…LOLOLOL…You must not know Republicans like I do. They’d vote in a gay Democrat for Speaker before they let a woman tell them what to do…

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Poor Piggy, which is us.

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Some data points from earlier this afternoon, both from Friedman. The lower image is Haley Talbot’s House GOP vote-counting spreadsheet.

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I’d modify this a bit: The “government is bad” people came of age in a media environment that didn’t compel them to propose solutions for making government better, and certainly didn’t encourage them to seek out and govern with Dems. Yelling at Dems is just easier and more fun, after all. The result is that we now have a party dominated by people who, in a fundamental sense, do not know how to do what they need to do.

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Calling all non lightning-rods!

What if some Democrat or Republican, who is relatively uncontroversial and unheard of like Democrat Gerry Connolly of VA-11 or perhaps Republican Ken Calvert of CA-41, could step up? I don’t know; who least resembles a lightning rod in today’s climate? They should run on an explicit promise that the Senate’s complete budget will be brought to a floor vote, and that the Speaker’s resignation would be tendered once the budget is passed and the destructive shutdown-hostage bullshit has been safely shit-canned!

Would the temptation to go back to arguing about who leaves their dump in which bathroom, be enough to get a damned budget passed? So we don’t all have to suffer over deliberate tools’ preening over childish bullshit?

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That’s more fun.

Can I nominate my own Representative Tom Tiffany (R-WI-7)?

His crowning achievement is sponsoring a bill to mandate that chocolate milk remain on the menu for school lunches.

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I see he’s a bread-and-circuses kind of guy.

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Setting grammar and PC aside, I think that the use of the male HE in this context is entirely appropriate, as it contrasts perfectly with SHE, the prior Speaker.

This never happened under HER Speakership.

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Since it’s arguably unlawful to wish the AC/DC treatment (dirty deeds done dirt cheap) on a rightist waste of carbon, I guess the Speaker’s gavel is the next worst thing.

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What if - “not governing” is the point? Their voters don’t care, have bad memories, and make poor decisions. Is the joke on us?

When dealing with those who have mental problems, the number one error is assuming that they think like we do.

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Has Scalise already forgotten that this just happened last week?

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That’s ok, they’re not gonna let the Speaker tell them what to do, either.

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Scalise withdrew his name.

From Punchbowl news reporter.

New - @SteveScaliseGOP withdraws as speaker designee!

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Glum is my spirit animal

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Now if only Fred Trump had done the same…

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Maybe this R shit show will go on for so long that 5 Rs give up and vote for Jeffries. A Ghost can dream…

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