We have larger snows to plow. Eh.
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OT via @nycsouthpaw . Bernie has just come up a notch, in my estimation, as the anti birthday candidate.
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NOAA is predicting 6 inches of covfefe for DC tomorrow.
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Shit! NOW I’m pissed off!
I rolled my eyes up into my head for the zillionth time in the last three years because of this orange shit stain-AND NOW THEY’RE STUCK THERE! I can’t see! Ima gunna SUE!
Get me Dershowitz! STAT!
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Cue up the press conference with a snowfall chart. Expertly edited with a sharpie.
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Wow, on top of the 48” of horse shit, NOAA may need to declare the capitol in a state of emergency!
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I’d tell him to lay off of the syphilis but it is too late. Unless Elaine Chow (sp?) is personally delivering the coke her family ships (hey 400k after taxes only gets you so much) to the WH, odds are his drug of choice is really cocktail of rx’s.
Adderall
Tenuate Dospan
Some opiates
Diet Cokes
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Has Trump extended the sharpiecast into Alabama?
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Wouldn’t the more reasonable explanation be that since Stephanie Grisham is WH Communications Director she was drunk again?
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I’m also good at opening stubborn jars of pickles and relish.
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Seems like the perfect recipe for a heart attack…
Please 
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Somebody’s sniffing snow up their nose.
Meh. Gaslighting. What’s new?
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And in love with Jack Frost.
Trump claims not to drink. I don’t know that he’s ever denied using cocaine. And even if he never did before, it’s totally possible he’s developed a taste for Bolivian marching dust as the walls have started closing in on him.
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Especially the Grabber in Chief.
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He’s flying to New Orleans to “attend” the game, and therefore will be leaving the stadium immediately after kickoff.
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I can confirm it snowed in Maryland last Tuesday, so probably DC as well. Pretty stupid to not simply add a date to the photo. I swear they invite stupid shit like this to pretend they’re held to some unbelievable standard for their base, who believes they are unfairly criticized. Of course, in reality, they just keep stepping in it because they’re dumb.
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Trump’s heyday was Liz Smith’s New York. Even the janitors in Trump Tower started their days with a bump. Also, Leo D doesn’t come to your parties for the killer cosmos.
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