He knew when to get the hell out of Dodge, anyway.
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so, what, he had to hold that bible in front of that church at that moment, because there was “no other choice?”
seems plausible if you are a total trump fuck up, otherwise it’s nonsense
so it boils down to are you a trump fuck up, or are you engaged in the reality-based universe?
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Trump: “Is that really you? I used to watch those shows when I was a kid…It IS YOU!!”
Rod Serling: “I visit from time to time…mainly to see all the fuck-ups which are stranger than anything I ever wrote.”
Trump: “Well you’ll have to excuse me…I’m working on a tweet.”
Rod Serling: “I’m here to give you your wish: to be liked and to appear manly and macho.”
Trump: “Great! Let’s do it!”
Rod Serling: “I just finished listening to your Press Secretary and it seems that she thinks you’re Winston Churchill. I’m a WWII vet, and Win and me chat from time to time and I can give you that experience…EVERYTHING WINNIE WENT THROUGH!!..Mr. Trump…Mr. Trump…anybody there???”
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The only people who are buying that answer are either MAGAts or work for the NYT’s. Absurdity strong with this one.
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Absolutely fucking hilarious!
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I guess all those folks at the Lake of the Ozarks over Memorial Day weekend were lucky Trump didn’t want to go for a swim.
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“I will never lie to you.”
–Kayleigh McEnany, White House Briefing, May 1, 2020
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She also said that Trump completed his annual physical (part one of which was that ad hoc evening jaunt to Walter Reed earlier this year). When asked when part two happened, she claimed she didn’t know.
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Mike Dukakis pokes his head out of the tank, sees Trump holding a bible, and laughs his ass off.
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Are they going to attatck these radical Episcopalians some with liturgical collars?
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Dale is just literally phoning it in at this point. Not that I can blame him.
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Trump Lies Matter
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Here’s sincerely hoping she enjoys Dancing With The Stars in a few months.
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McEnany described groups of “rioters” who had grown violent and were launching bricks and water bottles at police officers
Infrastructure week?
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No matter our ire now, remember he’ll do something worse next week.
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That’s how he says he can’t even. He’s saying the words have no relation to reality so it’s no point wasting your time with them.
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You know as dictators go the only real comparison of Trump to other dictators is really Kim Jung-Un. Idi Amin was a military officer, he did do work, where as Trump has not. Kim Jung-Un was groomed (literally forced fed to bulk him up to look like his grandfather) for his position, while his father Kim Jung-Il was actually tasked by his father to run a few things while the old man was still alive.
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No bottom. That’s the salient thing in end-stage Trumpism. He’ll just keep being awfuler until he’s pushed out the door.
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As she walked with the protesters without a goon barricade.
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