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(This is a complete sentence)
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And maybe not entirely a coincidence: it’s probably Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s fault.
Not to mention Bernie Sanders.
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Eww ewww eww eww!
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American doesn’t always send it’s best!
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Dickish moves is all Ted has in his playbook. If one were to look up ‘dickish’ in the dictionary it would have this picture.
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The sins of the Texans who voted for him?
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Seconded.
With extreme emphasis.
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Ted Cruz: “Ugly women need vacations too!”.
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Optics & shame are effective motivators…
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That’s what his wife said.
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OMG! Can you imagine what our country would be like if Cruz had become Pres in 2016? 
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Especially since it was politicians who got you into this mess…
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Ted Cruz, R-Cancun
Or Ted “Cancun” Cruz
From now own
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The circumlocution navel of the world.
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That’s what she said works too.
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I foresee a lot of private plane flight in senator Backpfeifengesicht’s future. Try not to use the state’s plane, mmkay, rafael?
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Whoops. Got caught and back he comes.
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Fucked around and found out.
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I agree. It’s actually a big nothing unless my fellow citizens in Texas decide to do something about it, as we should have two years ago.
You can actually file this under elections have consequences. I guarantee you Beto wouldn’t be in Cancun right now, after having provided aid and comfort to the enemy.
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Cruz proves the saying: “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”
(To the warm escape of Cancun)
Just kidding, Cruz isn’t tough.
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