What We Know About Rudy Giuliani’s Intimate Appearance In The ‘Borat’ Sequel

“They have this picture they take which looks doctored, but in any event, I’m tucking my shirt in. I assure you that’s all I was doing,” he said.

Yep… that’s all there is to it…

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Rudy Giuliani is the Anthony Weiner of Jeffrey Epsteins.

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So wait. Guiliani’s story is that he lied down in bed…and then went to tuck his shirt in?

Yeah, that’s believable.

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20 somethings dream of sleeping with 70 something men.

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You just beat me to that…

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“How many conservative media news anchors are 15?” Cernovich added, defending Giuliani from claims that he knowingly got into bed with a purported child.

Well, Ben Shapiro, for one.

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What’s the saying? Rudy, a noun, a verb and a 9-11 year old…

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Naughty.

(And I’m not talking about Giuliani.)

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Some far-right internet activists rushed to Twitter to defend the former mayor’s honor.

Jack Posobiec, who once infamously used a “Rape Melania” poster to sabotage an anti-Trump protest, accused people sharing stills from the scene of violating New York’s revenge porn law.

Oh. So it was pornographic. OK, then…

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Rudy’s an already willing conduit of compromising Russian dirt. Perhaps Rudy thought this was a down payment on services rendered. But of course, once again, this is the sort of thing that Russia would use as blackmail. So Rudy, like his client the shitgibbon, ain’t so smart.

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You know what Rudy likes about twenty nine year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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I can’t remember when I laughed this much and this long.


Mrs. Betty Bowers
@BettyBowers

Thanks to Rudy Giuliani, I now know what a corpse that died masturbating would look like.

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If you’re explaining, you’ve already lost. I suggest Rudy move to the Dry Tortugas for the duration.

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With the woman, apparently, which isn’t in the photo and wasn’t part of initial reporting.

“Lie down on my back to tuck my shirt in” doesn’t make a lick of sense to me, but I’m not in my 70s so who knows. “Lie down on my back in bed with a young woman to tuck my shirt in” is facially absurd.

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CNN might want to check their consultant list…

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Is the video available, or do we have to wait for the movie, and if so, when is the release date?

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Did TPM cover this? I know it’s all too much but…

No date on when the info will come out. But it can, and it will.

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I just spent the last half hour puking because of this story.
How much money do you have to pay someone to even contemplate getting into bed with the loathesome batshit Ghouliani?
Ugh. Excuse me, another dry heave. Ugh.
:nauseated_face: :face_vomiting: :nauseated_face:

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I knew this was coming - I’ve been waiting ever since news broke that she lost her bid in court to keep her depositions sealed.

I can think of several people who need to run for the hills.

And I had no idea Rudy climbed into bed with the woman/girl. All I saw was him on the bed and her standing there and it was bad enough.

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I am, and it doesn’t.

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