WH Orders Agencies To Prep For Trump’s Budget In Yet Another Sign Admin Won’t Face Reality

Does anyone know how much we lost in the House and how many seats we can keep? In 2018 I had a great link to the house races and lost it.

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Melania going to have “Krampus Kristmas” theme this year, dahlinks. Might as well put all those caged brown kids to work to make man-boobed pre-nup husband happy-happy!

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Will the Dotard have resigned by then, giving Pence his mandate to pardon him? Karen might be FLOTUS, if but for a very short while.

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It’s like the lady from the GEICO commercial- “ That’s not how this works. It’s not how any of this works!!”

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I was thinking more in the line of Mel still is under weather and Karen stepped over, err in, to lend a hand.

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I feel sorry for the people who have to do this busy work.

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IT would have to be a Guernsey sized gurney, so - yeah.

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It better be made of titanium to support that massive ego.

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Bummer. That’s the only thing I’ve enjoyed – well, “enjoyed” – about the past four years of occupation.

Actually…“We’re gonna need a bigger forklift.”

When the dust settles, NBC calls 225 seats for the Dems. 218 is a majority. So Nancy P.’s vote counting ability will be handy.

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“God darnit, Mr. Lamarr vonholst, you use your tongue keyboard prettier than a twenty dollar whore.”

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Gracias amigo

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And just in case the jury’s still out, it seems they’re also refusing to give Biden the national security briefings he’s supposed to be getting. The most incompetent administration in history is sure showing a high degree of efficiency in capitalizing on every opportunity to be childish, vindictive, and most of all unpatriotic jackasses.

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I’m so glad you got that answered. jajajajajajajaja

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magic mushrooms!!!
it has to be in the food the chef is serving.
they always make you think you are bigger than you really are and almost always make you think you are invincible.
until you come back to reality.
that day is coming with a hard crash and burn.

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I think it’s time for the intertubez to cue up an updated “Hitler In The Bunker” scene, with appropriate subtitles about lawsuits, and budgets and ‘four seasons’ PR blitz!

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A useful phrase from a one-time supervisor of mine: “Remember: a job not worth doing, is a job not worth doing well.” Very wise man.

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Trump is gonna sharpie in an extra zero to his electoral college number, isn’t he? Claim he got 1,920. Most votes ever. I can’t tell if I’m kidding or not anymore.

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The difference between “loose the dogs” and “lose the dogs” is non-trivial.

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