West Virginia GOP Lawmaker Turns Himself In For Solicitation

Whiskey will be involved regardless. I mean, scotch is a whiskey, right?

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Yes, they certainly have many fetishes such as, adulterers who initiate affairs with best friends spouses, child molesters, spousal abusers and sometimes murderers.

He did this all wrong. It’s supposed to go illicit sex, then hush money. Never the cash first. One way you’re on trial, and the other way you’re preznit. Both ways you’re a Republican.

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Family values party, yo.

This is why we have a local press…

“A first-term Republican state senator from the Northern Panhandle is accused of soliciting sex from a woman after allegedly arranging at least two encounters with her in his hometown of Glen Dale.”

This guy is too dumb to know the rule of don’t shit where you eat… Another dumb republican bites the dust…

And oh, the “women of ill-repute” appears to be a smack addict…

This is West Virginia all tied up with a bow for you…

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That was an incredible read. Not great writing incredible, I can’t believe it incredible! Life is stranger than fiction. In fiction you’d never get away with your characters being that dumb and unattractive as well!

Unfathomable stupidity and I really can’t imagine anyone being hard up enough to have sex with that woman! Ugh.

only the finest whiskey.

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This can’t possibly surprise America on the Confederate Republicans. Time and time again they keep being exposed for the misdeads and law breaking and perverted ways that they for years accused of Democrats but with no actual evidence. The Confederates merely project onto the Democrats what they are doing themselves that had escaped the eyes of the media.

We all know Newt Gingrich at the time he was making national appearances to impeach Clinton for his consensual affair with Monica, that Newt himself was having an affair with 2 women while his wife in the hospital. Newt was screaming for Clinton to impeached…while at that very moment he was doing thinsg far more disgraceful than Clinton.

We all know the truth about that great House Republican Henry Hyde…and how he was a pedofile for years while leading the Confederates (Republicans) of “family values”.

We all have learned that the head of Liberty University…Billy Graham Jr. has a very deep and dark past that is far from being “acceptable behavior or family values”.

The more the Republican Confederacy accuses others, the more they are basically admitting their own guilt. Their words come from what they are hiding on themselve.

Trump has taken the Republican Confederacy projecting behavior to record levels. When Trump makes outlandish accusation about Democrats - the light should go on that Trump has done exactly what he’s accusing others of doing. Basically his attacks are evidence on Trump and his mob.

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A fisherman dropped his Viagra in the lake and all the perch turned into walleye.

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I guess having a little bit of power makes you a little bit horny.

When are people going to figure out that their phone needs to be treated like the town gossip?

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The chairwoman of the West Virginia Democratic Party, Belinda Biafore, demanded Maroney’s resignation in response to the incident.

Really? The senator won’t resign–nor should he, until he’s found guilty.

Have you ever seen a sheep with a cell phone? I rest my case.

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They’re always on the seam-y side.

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good one. thanks for the laugh

Great headline.

So…in order to solicit “favors”, one should turn oneself in?

Or is the State Senator turning himself in to be used by others who are soliciting?

“For” is a tricky word.

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I’ve got Al Franken on line 2.

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If only one of his younger sisters were available, none of this would have happened.

Just another stupid Republican who thought he could emulate Falwell Jr and get some side action…

It is being reported that Mitch Carmichael’s parents named him after Sing Along with Mitch Miller and Stokley Carmichael.