And then there is this …
He’s reading numbers. And making no sense, whatsover.
Eff.
No, make that a triple.
BREAKING: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has been informed of the first case of the coronavirus in a person who did not recently return from a foreign country or have contact with a confirmed case, according to a person briefed on the case. Officials have begun tracing the contacts of the resident to find out how the person may have been infected and who else might have been exposed…
Fatality rate on the flu is 0.01 percent. It’s 2 percent for COVID-19. 24-day incubation period during which you can spread it.
Hopefully, one of the reporters in the audience brings this up.
“We’re ready for this.”
Fuck no, we’re not.
Some countries have problems and others don’t. Weird.
Bigly sign in my living room “First Thing: Go Wash Your Hands!”
More word salad from our Dear Leader.
He’s just fucking babbling. This is insanity. We’ll be down to one person. Idiot.
We are No. 1.
Him holding up some prepared map is hilarious. Where’s the Sharpie marker?
Be right back
Ramble. Ramble. Ramble. Ramble. Ramble. Ramble.
Pence, the Albert Schweizer of Indiana.
Pence, in charge of what? Holy shit.
That they march this complete moron out to make this nonsensical speech makes me a little nervous that things are a lot worse than they are letting on. Why else the need to get in front of it with the ramblings of a doofus?
Mike Pence will be in charge of this administration’s response?? Oh fabulous…
How is your feed earlier than mine? No fair!
Mike No-Free-Needles-So-Get-Your-HIV-Here Pence
