This. He is wasted.
I thought he said:
Aahhlow evuhhbawdy. (Hello everybody).
I would hate to be that aide.
This event will be just as worthwhile as the last one, and the one before that, and the one before thatâŚad nauseum, ad infinitum⌠Spare me.
If someone can get close enough, just quickly apply a little bit of cyanoacrylate to his lips and slap his jaw upward. The entire world will thank you.
âToday I would like to provide YOU with an updateâ . The way he put the emphasis on âyouâ was odd and sounded like a question.
Iâd be OK if I got to do the slapping.
And they ask âwhat are the charges?â
Things are moving alongâŚ
Words of inspiration.
Opening remarks trying to give the impression that he is responsible for the dropping in Corvid 19 casesâŚ
âOur aggressive strategy is working and saving livesâ
âyou donât hear about ventilators anymore except in a positive wayâ
Sure we do, mostly from you.
Say what?
previously
By âourâ he means âthe governorsââ.
Oh crapâŚitâs bring the CEOs to work day
Show and tell. Parading out his prized ponies in an attempt to make him look serious.
The dude from Quest Diagnostics is on his list. Notice how he started to say " thanks for all youâve done " to trump but changed it to " for being here".
Fine, if the CEOs of Clorox and Reckitt Benckiser are included.
Wow, I tried to watch, but thought instead Iâd go check the latest US DEATH TOLLâŚ
Fat Nixon is up to about 17 9/11âs right now, and climbingâŚ
#Prayers4Covid, wouldnât mind it sweeping that meeting.
CEOâs voice sounds a bit scratchyâŚ