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This. He is wasted.

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I thought he said:

Aahhlow evuhhbawdy. (Hello everybody).

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I would hate to be that aide.

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This event will be just as worthwhile as the last one, and the one before that, and the one before that…ad nauseum, ad infinitum… Spare me.

If someone can get close enough, just quickly apply a little bit of cyanoacrylate to his lips and slap his jaw upward. The entire world will thank you.

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“Today I would like to provide YOU with an update” . The way he put the emphasis on “you” was odd and sounded like a question.

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I’d be OK if I got to do the slapping.

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And they ask “what are the charges?”

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Things are moving along…

Words of inspiration.

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Opening remarks trying to give the impression that he is responsible for the dropping in Corvid 19 cases…

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“Our aggressive strategy is working and saving lives”

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“you don’t hear about ventilators anymore except in a positive way”
Sure we do, mostly from you.

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Say what?

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previously

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By “our” he means “the governors’”.

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Oh crap…it’s bring the CEOs to work day

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Show and tell. Parading out his prized ponies in an attempt to make him look serious.
The dude from Quest Diagnostics is on his list. Notice how he started to say " thanks for all you’ve done " to trump but changed it to " for being here".

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Fine, if the CEOs of Clorox and Reckitt Benckiser are included.

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Wow, I tried to watch, but thought instead I’d go check the latest US DEATH TOLL…

Fat Nixon is up to about 17 9/11’s right now, and climbing…

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#Prayers4Covid, wouldn’t mind it sweeping that meeting.

CEO’s voice sounds a bit scratchy…

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