WATCH LIVE: Trump And WH Coronavirus Task Force Hold Briefing

Come for the comments, stay for the existential angst.

(“Staring into the abyss” or “Screaming into the void”? The chronic hunger makes it confusing.)

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Another “Hortatoray but NOT mandatory” reckless and irresponsible missive from Covidiot Trump!

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Jared got the ventilator concession for the pandemic. What about Hunter Biden?

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“enumerate”. Drink!

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How hard does she have to try?

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I stand with Nancy Pelosi for humiliating a man who should have never been elected (we think) dog catcher (he doesn’t like dogs), let alone president.

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Did Pence really just say “keep on keepin’ on”?
Hey there, cool cats and kittens, YOLO, groovy. Doofus trump and his “beautiful Friday in Washington, DC”

They are ridiculous. Out of touch

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We’re the teacher’s pets…we’re the teacher’s pets.

Mrs Birx gave us a gold star.

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I wish they could all be California curves.

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There will be fewer Trump supporters by the time this is over.

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#Cotton

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It’s a lie fest trump mini rally without the adoring audience. I keep waiting for some reporter to screw his courage and yell "YER A FUCKIN’ LIAR TRUMP!!! Then gather their stuff and stomp out. I would pay to see that. Until that happens I refuse to watch and will follow the commentary

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It’s way too early for that! Pace yourself!

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Still listening to Jared?

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Is this gonna turn into a prayer circle? I have yet to hear an “update”.

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Short answer: at least we know now.

Anyone who is still wondering if there is a cold war between these two, should definitely read the room.

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I was thinking Katy Perry might sing “California Curves” in her cupcake bra.

Or maybe the Mamas and the Papas “California Curving”

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She has to do it because Trump hates us and won’t give us a gold star.

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Hate-watching has never been more hatetastic!!

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Never mind. Here’s the “update”…