WATCH LIVE: Trump And WH Coronavirus Task Force Hold Briefing

What Jared is profiteering? Who knew, who knew? Who could have expected this? Nothing like this has been in well, history!

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WATCH LIVE: Trump And WH Coronavirus Task Force Hold Briefing

Fuck that, I’m here for the comments.

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Will they be sending each of us a few along with the $1200 check? Will be checking the mailbox constantly, waiting.

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ā€œAs an infectious disease doctor, I think I speak on behalf of almost all of my colleagues — if not all of them — when we say, 'Yes, we’ve been worried about handshaking forever,'ā€ Pottinger said. ā€œThis is clearly a great way for people to spread germs, including dangerous germs, from person to person. That’s always been true.ā€

I’m shocked that he got that right.

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Only for those who show appreciation, All others, fuck off.

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I am out. He is repetitive, self-congratulating -the usual.

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I gotta admit that I have never seen anything like this before, you could cull 3 Bill Maher monologues, a Daily Show or two with a couple of Colberts out of one of these threads…

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Not showing it on my local NBC. Darn

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I am staying to see if a reporter launches at the stage because he or she just can’t take it anymore.

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I can give up the California hug with casual acquaintances. But we need the human connection & respect of a good handshake!

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Will the Secret Service stop him or her? Over/under is?

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Is the reporter armed with a cough?

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Yeah. Heck of a job FEMA.
Fucking Jeebus Christ. Stop with the Hydroxychloroquine happy talk. Just because you can pronounce it doesn’t mean it actually works!!! Fuck!

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Recommending that people don’t touch is really a non starter.

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The chyron on MSNBC:

PRES. TRUMP: CDC RECOMMENDS PUBLIC WEAR MASKS BUT I’M NOT GOING TO WEAR ONE

That’s pretty good shade.

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Make using hand sanitizer a part of the hand shaking ritual.

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It leapt right out at me when he said it…thus the post.

ETA: I think he just doesn’t want to mess up his makeup.

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The French, hope they don’t give this up

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The dotard needs to give this up
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Now is the time for parade of oil CEO’s. Does he think we don’t know what corporations are or how they work? None of us is as stupid as he is. I guarantee it.

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