Walker Fires Political Director As Campaign Suffocates From Abortion Scandal

So Walker has further jeopardized his campaign by firing his political campaign (edited to add ‘campaign’ for clarification) director.

If he and the GOP had any remaining sense, Walker should drop out and not create more damage to the GOP.

Hurrah, he won’t!

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It’s less than six weeks to the election, must be good!

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Don’t mention leaky junk, my dog just became incontinent, and doesn’t want to wear diapers…

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You are right, of course, but are those MAGA GOPers going to feel any eagerness to show up on election day? What about young women who are concerned about their rights? This election is shaping up to be a turn out election and after Dobbs the Republicans have a much harder time getting their people motivated to go to the polls than the Democrats.

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Herschel Walker should also fire his Abortion Consultant, Wild Oats-Sowing Coach, Lying Counselor, Baby Momma Harem Monitor, Confederate & Klan Outreach Coordinator, Tool Handler, and Jeebus Whisperer.

This is a big effing deal, more scapegoats are needed. And so the firings should continue until morale improves. The abortions and baby mommapalooza would have never happened if the help were not this incompetent.

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I’d go with the empty backfield and draw up the Hail Mary.

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Hope you’re right, Ron.

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How dare Walker’s (former) political campaign director write checks to ex-wives that the candidate’s lies and hypocrisy can’t cash!

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This is in the line of “Well, we’ve got to do something!”

Walker wasn’t going to quit the race for being a fool and a liar, so he fired the campaign director. This was a human sacrifice to satisfy the political gods, and will be about as effective in the end.

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“Dad, can you just drop me off here?”

“Son, it’s another quarter mile to your school?!”

“Yeah Dad, I’ll just walk the rest of the way…”

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Herschel Walker is just like Donnie, as in “The Buck Stops, um, er, Over There!!” Losers, both of them!!

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This is all YOUR fault!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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He might as well hire Tyler Perry because his campaign is like one of his farcical comedies.

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I think they need a Defensive End as his replacement, or if not, maybe the Waterboy.

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Don’t think that’s the problem here, Herschel. Maybe try chatting with that fella looking back at you from the mirror? Probably a few decades too late, though.

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…, shrug

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Walker Fires Political Director

Pretty high level scapetern.

Unless they are also firing the candidate, its not going to make a difference.

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Still time for the fasting and prayer approach. :laughing:

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