Voting Tablet Gone After QAnon Clerk Barred From Running Election

15% of Americans believe in QAnon. As you walk down the street, one out of every six people you pass is a QAnon believer. If the numbers are correct, these people are our neighbors, our work colleagues, our kid’s baseball coach, the postal carrier, etc.

https://www.prri.org/research/qanon-conspiracy-american-politics-report/

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They’re shortbus kids, not to cast aspersions on the real kids.

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I did that too. So did my wife when she was a kid (one reason I married her, a fellow nerd). At least you could sorta understand what you were looking at back then. Good luck now. You end up staring at a black IC chip that does it all, somehow. That won’t stop Ms. QAnon here from figuring out that the chip is receiving Jewish radio waves from Italy to alter the votes.

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And the other 85% are the suckers who Soros depends on for his continued world domination mission.

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15% of Americans believe in QAnon. As you walk down the street, one out of every six people you pass is a QAnon believer.

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Adrenochrome? That’s a new one.

Where, or from whom, does this madness originate? This level of conspiracy thinking reminds me of some childhood treasure-hunt game. In this case, I suppose the ‘treasure’ was the control unit tablet/tabulator. There is no way someone who is playing such a game should be anywhere near voting machines.

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Probably even higher among cops .

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“Scavenger Hunt” has entered my mind, because they’ll do anything to win.

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after Scott refused run accuracy tests on or allow a vendor to conduct mandatory maintenance of the voting machine.

…and this is why everyone with the brains of an average chipmunk says to use paper ballots that are retained for months after the election and are spot checked and cross checked by both parties post election.

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It’s my profession now, so it’s no longer a mystery.

But I used to do all my own automotive repairs, now I won’t even open the hood.

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“When you have the fox guarding the hen house, somebody’s got to stand up and guard those hens,” Scott said.

…while wiping off a few stray pinfeathers from around her mouth.

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< plonk >

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“disappearance of election equipment in a rural township”

Oops.

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It would really be nice if the thing actually has some sort of chip that allows it to be tracked.

Would bet it’s home in her undies drawer — or on its way to Steve Bannon.

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SMeLLs liKe deeP,statE false fLag.

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Sure sounds like real professional operatives are involved. Look under the floor of the basement! Where the dirt is freshly dug!

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Same here. I used to know how to clean a carburetor, take it apart and put it back together. I even had a timing light! All ancient history now unless you’re a vintage car nut.

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WWG1WGA? Time to dig a new latrine.

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One screenshot captured by the news outlet showed a meme Scott posted urging her followers to “research adrenochrome harvesting from children”

LiBtaRds goT thIS IDEA froM watcHing the Maze RuNNer movies!

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Not an original thought, but Q-Anon is Scientology for hillbillies.

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