I believe we call that a Republican hat trick 
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It is enough to make one want to become an arms dealer. I mean, just to help out.
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“Hat trick”
You misspelled “hate”.
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“I mean, I’m not against power grabs per se, just clumsy ones that are too obvious for even our pet courts to uphold with a straight face. Sit back and let the smart, professional assholes run the Green Bay Sweep, kay??”
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The thing is, all the hypocrisy, the reversals, the lying, the ridiculous shit that’s too ridiculous to even be called comedy— it’s still OK with the magats. They change allegiance and demand that yesterday’s hero be hanged in an instant, simply because the orange one tells them to. Amazing.
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Another Republican profile in courage. That, of course, is defined as loudly saying anything to get what you want today no matter how much it contradicts what you said yesterday and can change if things look different tomorrow.
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Vampires cast no reflection.
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Personally, I don’t think Trumpers are Chianti folks — and they will certainly say “fava beans? Are those like lima beans?”
More cheap beer and Cheetos types.
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Cutie pie!!
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That’s where the hypnotherapy comes in (note the reference to Jay Stone at the end of the article).
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We can only hope!
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Someone I am very close to graduated with Vos from college. He was always a weasel.
Then he became an evil weasel. Now he has been nationally pumped and dumped. Who would have thought Chump might use you for his own ends and show no loyalty and that you would not get anything out of the deal? Who could have foreseen that Gableman was an unstable, preening mini-Chump?
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McConnell’s summer home? 
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Just toss a (HTML code for “non-breaking space”, and the trailing semicolon is important) in discobot’s craw and it will shut right up.
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“Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas…”
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hypnotherapist and influential election conspiracy theorist
“Your critical thinking skills are getting sleeeeeeepy…”
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All very nice, Cock Robin, but you appear to be staying in government…so Chump will still be riding you like a rented mule. You still have many more opportunities to come slinking back for more of the same. With no end in sight. Lucky boy.
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I am constantly amazed by the ability of the Magats to believe contradictory things. I dare say I have seen some professional politicians in Magat form, deeply believe as many as 6 contradictory things, none of them true, all at once.
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“In-person voting during a pandemic is incredibly safe.”
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MUCH too cute for Yertle.
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