Uh Oh, Woman Herschel Walker Paid To Have Abortion Is The Mother Of One Of His Kids

I’m pretty sure the GOPers can disbelieve anything they are told to by management. The truth in this case can be easily proven through a quick DNA test, and Herschel will get his Jerry Springer moment. Somebody is going to research and publish Walker’s highly branched family tree.

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That’s nothing! They are going to have a meltdown when they learn about the real relationship about this pedo and his “protégé”, which to be fair was perfectly normal in Classical Greece.

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Wait! Batman was a groomer?

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Well, if the reactionaries will just disappear into the fantasy world which occupies so much of their concern, it’d be a win for everyone.

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Sheesh…can’t they all just do us a solid and rapture already!?!

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It is! I saw it on my internet this morning!

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How the hell two good looking guys with tight bods spending all their time together find any time to fight crime is beyond me.

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Rivals Biden and DeSantis project unity over Hurricane Ian - BBC News

Ruh Roh! DeSantis touched President Biden. tfg will amplify the rage for his own benefit and fund raising. Just hide and watch.

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https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1577856094763991040?s=20&t=2K8ygSbrOzrWU4rvxtZl7Q

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I don’t know. These people might consider the end of high school sports for girls a good outcome.

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As I’d rather not give Walker the free promotional time (ala Donnie,) can this wait until after the election? I’d rather not give him the free promotional time. Once that’s over, I won’t care about it or if he gets the full Springer/Geraldo treatment.

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Rewriting the highlights this morning

Secret Service Misreported Harris’ Motorcade Accident
Secret Service Agent Lied to Senior Leadership About Flat Tire

The Gun-Election Denialism Overlap
40+ Years of Rightwing Conditioning Achieves Goal of Creating Distrust in Government and a Belief that a Home Arsenal is the Solution

OPEC+ To Slash Oil Production By 2 Million Barrels A Day
Cartel of Oil Producing Nations, OPEC+, Tells the World its Time to Invest in Green Energy

BREAKING: Velma IS Gay And Conservatives Are Being Really Normal About It
Lacking any Concrete Policy Conservatives and their Media Supporters Fill Time with Stupid Culture War Nonsense

Also, if it’s a surprise to you that Velma Dinkley isn’t strictly heterosexual you 1) haven’t spent enough time on the internet and 2) will be surprised to hear what’s going on with the bachelors with the beautiful garden who live at the end of the block.

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Never mind AIDS, the STDs, and so forth that Herschel seemed to not care about.

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“It’s an alien lifeform.”

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I guess proving your words can be understood through a condom.

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Just wait til they find out about brown Jesus.

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Rapturing en masse would be really great. My son needs a new car.

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I learned about brown Jesus on the 70’s show “Good Times” when I was a teen and it made sense to me then.

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Does that make him a Democrat?

How it’s going

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